My mom walked in on me.....

thats great. you shouldnt be ashamed of doing it, everyone does its just a natural thing for everyone to do
 
"son, it's normal to experiment, and you should not be ashamed because it is perfectly healthy to do so, but you have to remember there is a time and a place for things like that. and for goodness sakes, lock your door next time!"
 
Bahaha! You, sir, just made my day.

Yesterday, I was in my room with boots and skis on my feet, spent about 25 minutes practicing tail presses, nose presses, nollies, and tip stands. OH YEAH.
 
I have been walked in on a couple of times as wellthe look on my moms face when she sees me staring at my invaders... sigh
 
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I was doing this a couple weeks ago in my backyard when my neighbor saw me from his house, called me, and asked me wtf I was doing, then reminded me there was no snow and called me a retard.
Nobodys home now, time to throw on the gangsta ski stuff and pretend Im skiing
 
same thing happened to me...but with my girlfriend.....now im single....and my skis are to embaressed so they left to......*sigh
 
sometimes i put on my skiboots when i have to water the plants outside, my parents dont understand...
 
Quite a bit of win here....thank you.
And on a similar note, I've been caught masturbating at least three different times. Once, pants at my ankles while sitting at the family computer, once waddling to the bathroom with my pants around my ankles en route to a clean-up, and lastly, once on my back on my bed....with my pants around my ankles.
See a pattern?
 
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