My mom just got called a douchebag... by my dad

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haha, funny. my mom said "dissin" yesterday when i was making fun of her. i did a double take and asked her what she just said and then she said it again. i think she must have picked it up from the television, that's it, no more TV after 4:00 for her.
 
haha heres a story top,

my grandma died, my family went to moscow ID for the funeral, when stacking our bags at the front door, my dad had to get something out of his toiletry kit, and a trojan accidentally flew out, he grabbed it quickly but the damage was done... after my granma died too WTF?
 
yeah try really fucking uncomfortable/AWKWARD i hate to say it but there's something wrong with your parents, then again I say that about my parents all the times, but then again they never talk about that shit, i guess it depends on their age?
 
that is so far out of the realm of shit i ever wanted to hear.

why the fuck would you ever tell anyone that your dad fisted your mom?

but actually it would be worse if your mom fisted your dad

PICTURE THAT ONE!
 
You said who got fisted recently like it happens all the time.

"Oh yeah my mom, who got fisted recently, is picking me up after school."

WTF!
 
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is this your dad?
 
everytime I see this thread I keep thinking of these lyrics

Tool Stinkfist

Something has to change.

Undeniable dilemma.

Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

Constant over stimulation numbs me

But I would not want you any other way.

Just not enough.

I need more.

Nothing seems to satisfy.

I said, I don't want it.

I just need it.

To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.

Show me that you love me and that we belong together.

Relax, turn around and take my.

I can help you change tired moments into pleasure.

Say the word and we'll be well upon our waaay.

Blend and balance pain and comfort deep within you

till you will not want me any other way.

But it's not enough.

I need more.

Nothing seems to satisfy.

I said, I don't want it.

I just need it.

To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.

This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.

Relax. Slip awaaaaaaaay.

Chupa minha pica pichu

Chupa minha pica pinto

Something kinda sad about,

the way that things have come to be.

Desensitized to everything.

What became of subtlety?

How can it mean anything to me,

if I really don't feel a thing at all?

I'll, keep, digging

till I, feel, something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.

Show me that you love me and that we belong together.

Shoulder deep within the borderline.

Relax, turn around and take my hand
 
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