My mom doesn't know who I am anymore

cork5_thovex

cork5_thovex

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so i just called my mom to find out some information about my ski boots and when she answers she i said " i need you to find out the sole length of my boots." when i finished saying that she asked "who is this". who is this? who the fuck do you think this is? it is your son. she then said oh what do you need? i have been gone for three weeks at college and she doesn't remember who i am.

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OMG that is really funny! My mom always think that im my brother.

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he US shits 5 million dollars every day that is nothing thats not enough money to do jack shit. The US alone spends about 5 BILLION each year in foerign aide -dArKfranchise

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Younger, by 2 years. Im 18

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he US shits 5 million dollars every day that is nothing thats not enough money to do jack shit. The US alone spends about 5 BILLION each year in foerign aide -dArKfranchise

If you are offended by this post, E-mail me at:

tell_it _to _the_hand_because_I_dont_care@hotmail.com

*Member of the Underground Army*

 
i sound like my dad on the fone

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
I called my dad the other night from college "Hey Dad." "Stop calling" and he hung up.

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^^same

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haha, did he say stop calling or did u

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^his dad did

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what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.

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hahah rejection

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i dont call home i go home on weekends, i never call

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
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JEDI TILL THE GRAVE NUKKA

im baack

 
yeah same here, except im 16 and he's 14

i hope his[mike jones] tour bus breaks down in the warped tour parking lot and 1000 emo kids stab him and cry about it.

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what is westside?

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU MY FELLOW NEWSCHOOLERS

lord of the rings rules!!!!!!

JEDI TILL THE GRAVE NUKKA

im baack

 
ahha, so does I, so when das friedns and co-workers call they always think its him and start talking about wokring stuff and shit like that, haha, and im like, uuhhm, im not the one u think i am.

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hahaha "stop calling"

Next time....You're gonna give me your Cocktail!......FRUIT!

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