My life as a spy in the girls cult...

....brought to you by Liltater.... destroyer of all that has boobies....

wait a sec... my counterpart will hate that!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
You guys are fucking gay, seriously. The guys who are there may read our shit. In fact, we don't care for the most part if you break in and read it, but it IS a cult and we'd prefer if you didn't go telling everyone about everything we say. That's seriously just stupid. The content may not be the best and oohy gooey like you hoped for, but seriously lay off, damn. Don't try to destroy a cult just because you can. We didn't make the cult to make you guys jealous... It's just nice to have a primarily all girls cult where we can do our whole thing instead of always being in the same pot with you immature assholes. Now do you see why we made the cult? For reasons just like this... You guys always like to screw shit up. Go ahead and read, but don't spoil it for us, damn.

-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
 
hmmm well i still havent gotten an invite...screw FUCK ALL VAGINAS...untill i get in

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
^Haha don't be expecting one. If you can break in or something, that's fine, but no guys will intentionally be invited. Oh, and please don't post either. It's where WE post and talk, not guys. Look, but don't touch

-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
 
Well put elasmo. I guess none of us care because we already assume that there are trolls in there. Its just a matter of respect, which you guys obviously dont have.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
i want in

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
you mean besides the best skier in the world?

anyone wanna trade movies for my brand new session 1242 or RFA?

'the messenger goggle is so cool even my friends who snowboard think they're cool'-john symms
 
I rather just fantasize what goes on in there mistrey is sexy.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
the orgy's are getting way old too....

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
wow, i forgot about the girls cult...u spent a total of 5 minutes trying to get in, but i guess the front door doesnt work too well and i have no idea about codec or whatever they are, lol

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
 
i just like to mention i was the first person in...

Thanks

_________________

Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin - Dedicated to Mr Caylor.

 
next time maybe some of you horny little boys will think twice when you try to pick up on a girl on this site, hahahahahaah do you feel violated now?

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
i htink elasmo should be kicked out

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
ElasmoSkiChick needs to calm down, i think you've lived in alaska a bit too long and it's making you into a crazy woman. Why do you react so strongly to the immature remarks of stupid guys? You cannot join a site where there are like 95% guys and then expect everyone to me all mature. I think the imamturity on this site is what keeps it alive and interesting, if it wasn't for the immaturity, i think the forums, especially non-ski gabber would be boring.

Justin the Hick
 
The % of females on this site is 1%. I can understand where she is coming, guys send up rude sexual remarks all of the time, they dont respect us as athletes, and they invade our cult. After a while this would get on any females nerves, try seeing it from our perspective....

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
I totally understand, and thats why i repsect the girls cult and havn't 'invaded' it.

Justin the Hick
 
most girls here are skiers

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
Uh oh guys, I heard Sarah use the 'immature' word again. WATCH OUT!

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

Steeze-E-O's

'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
 
wow. just wow. people really need to get outside more often. i dont know about you guys, but i cant stand girl talk. why would you want to be in a cult where thats all it is? im seeing some homosexuality.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
im in using this name...im surprised that everyone is all surprised and in awe about the cult, it's just a bunch of girls...It's just like if you were with some girl friends of yours and no other guys, they just talk about girl shyt.

Rock that shit
 
lets make an ns guys cult that will show them !

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
Shawn... Yes I know this site is all about immaturity, and I definitely accept that. What I'm saying is that the Girls cult is OUR thing away from the rest of it, so stay out. Yes I have lived in AK for too long. And Matt, get lost.

-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
 
awwh jesus. come on! ok so you checked out the cult. big deal. you act like youre jackin off to it instead of a goddamn hustler mag. were a rare breed (girls that freeski) and we just want to be able to chat with others that are totally all out gonna chill and understand. no be a FUCKIN JOHNNY and rip out our already self esteem starving ski career. SO HOW DO YA LIKE DEM APPPLES!!!

 
man girls are so stupid^ How old are you? 'How do you like dem apples? GIve me a break!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
some girls on this site are cool...but i find the rest are ficking stupid....and lanemeyers for the win

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
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