I got another one for ya:
Yesterday. Ok, Me and aric and sofie wake up and I make breakfast...wickid milkshakes and eggs in a bagel.....mmmm.......anyways, We decide that since we have no schedule, we should watch the entire first season of the Sopranos. So we begin our marathon, and a few hours later, Sofie goes back to medicine hat. It's just the 2 of us for the first time in 2 weeks. What are we going to do with our mass amounts of free time and cash? hmmmmmmmmm...............I know! Lets go bobsleding at The Olympic Park! So we go down....but the canadian team is training, we have to come back in a few weeks......ok....now what? We head downtown..it's getting late. We go check out this wickid reggae bar. In we go and begin the drink a thon. 3$ double high balls. yeah......so we're in the bar....and aric lights up the pipe to smoke a little hashish. A group of guys are looking at us like they want to kick our asses, they're all fucked up...So, being the ingenius motherfucker I am, I take off my south pole shirt to reveal my Cancer Kids Volunteer t-shirt. Who's gonna kick my ass now? Yeah, thats right, don't test, Im a volunteer......bitch. So yeah, after we get a warning about smoking in the bar, we head downstairs to the hip hop club. The Bamboo. This place is kickin. We buy some girls some drinks and dance a bit..whatever........and we buy this guys cd. Ok....don't worry, it gets better.
So I go outside to get a piece of pizza next door. There's a bunch of crackheads standing out front. One of em asks me 'You got a light?' I said no, only matches...he was like 'fuck matches' So I asked him where there was a bathroom....he pointed down an alley and said top of the stairs.....So....me, being the trusting sort of person I am..head down this alley straight outta Bruce Wayne's past. get it? get it?......shut up. Anyways....all of a sudden there's 3 of them, pointing at me..One of em..the same one as earlier...walks up to me while im pissing and asks me....'yo, you got a light?' and I said 'No man, I got no light'...Im starting to wonder what the fuck is up. He looks back down the alley where his friends were, and says 'Shit'...cause they're gone...He can't do shit now...so he pretends to take a piss beside me......fuckin' crackhead......I walk outta the alley and stare down the other 2 crack monkeys, but they still look like they want a piece. So I tell aric whats up, and one of them starts to walk over cause aric is pissed and saying shit...So the guy asks whats up, and we tell him, and he says 'don't worry bou't my fuckin crackhead friends..they just want the rock...sorry if they scared ya' whatever. Im back in the club......we get pissed, and decide to head home. SO we missed the last train home, so we decide to walk...it's about 6km. We start walking, and cut throught this giant train yard. we Climb on top of a long train and start jumping cars...some of the jumps are pretty sketchy. We get to one that is iffy. We decide we're way to fucked up to play with death right now, so we jump across to the other train beside us. That jump was actually bigger. Goes to show ya. Anyways we keep jumping and reach the end of the train. We go and check out the caboose. All of a sudden, aric says 'Go. NOW!' there was a cop that pulled over right beside us. So we're running, between trains, and shit...like the movie 'Judgement Night'. Yeah, so we run and eventually we get to a building that is in the last stages of being built. We check all the windows..the one on the third floor is open, so we go in to check it out. We walk around, and smoke a little hash in there. I grab a fire extinguisher and we jet. We cut through a field and see this old fort....like Fort McMurray or something...like 20 foot walls. We find a way in and jump it. we try all the doors to the biuldings, but all these barn looking motherfuckers are locked up tight.....One stable door thing was loose...we bent some nails, and pulled out the log barring the door...It wasn't easy.....And we fold down the door and theres a window behind it. Fuck that, we're not breaking anything, so I write respect in the snow...cause it's not too often I find a place that I can't get into. So we jet and walk beside the river...We cross a bridge and I set off this extinguisher on the bridge...Made a huge white cloud. we're by the zoo. The security office is right there. The gaurd is right there, He sees me spraying this shit...so we jet again to the bike path. It's boring. So we jump the fence into the zoo. We jump another fence and all of a sudden, something comes flying out of this building right beside us. It's a fucking Zebra. Wow. what a trip watching this thing, so close to us......we watch it for a while, and then continue. We come to another pen, and we start to climb over. We stop at the top of the fence, cause these are huge tracks, and theres an electric wire around the perimeter. We know theres bears and mountiain lions in cages around here, It's the Canadian Wildlife section. SO Aric is worried it's a bear..So I go first. I jump down and start walking. I look over. Moose. Fucking moose. 3 of them. I can see that the male has a huge set of antlers.....i don't really wanna have a turf war tonight...maybe another time. So I get across and the moose start to come over. They hang with us for a bit, and then we walk over to see the male. He comes right up to us and we can touch his antlers. This is fucking cool. WE were so high, it was a trip. The moose lets me touch his head and nose and he's sniffin me n shit. I look over and aric is leaning wayyy in.....He opens his mouth and puts an antler in it. He looks at me: 'I LICKED A MOOSE! I LICKED A MOOSE!' SO I was like..yeah thats kinda neat, so i licked the moose too. We were licking moose at 4:30 in the morning. yup. So we then go home. wake up today at 2, then I head downtown. I have to go to court on fri to fight my ticket. thats all.
oh, yeah, I saw a group of natives sitting outside huffing glue in a bag.
That was today. Downtown.
this is quite the place.
Later all
Shawn 'Moose Licker' Kisielius
A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
SUck My AnTeAtEr
The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
My going rate is 25$
Yesterday. Ok, Me and aric and sofie wake up and I make breakfast...wickid milkshakes and eggs in a bagel.....mmmm.......anyways, We decide that since we have no schedule, we should watch the entire first season of the Sopranos. So we begin our marathon, and a few hours later, Sofie goes back to medicine hat. It's just the 2 of us for the first time in 2 weeks. What are we going to do with our mass amounts of free time and cash? hmmmmmmmmm...............I know! Lets go bobsleding at The Olympic Park! So we go down....but the canadian team is training, we have to come back in a few weeks......ok....now what? We head downtown..it's getting late. We go check out this wickid reggae bar. In we go and begin the drink a thon. 3$ double high balls. yeah......so we're in the bar....and aric lights up the pipe to smoke a little hashish. A group of guys are looking at us like they want to kick our asses, they're all fucked up...So, being the ingenius motherfucker I am, I take off my south pole shirt to reveal my Cancer Kids Volunteer t-shirt. Who's gonna kick my ass now? Yeah, thats right, don't test, Im a volunteer......bitch. So yeah, after we get a warning about smoking in the bar, we head downstairs to the hip hop club. The Bamboo. This place is kickin. We buy some girls some drinks and dance a bit..whatever........and we buy this guys cd. Ok....don't worry, it gets better.
So I go outside to get a piece of pizza next door. There's a bunch of crackheads standing out front. One of em asks me 'You got a light?' I said no, only matches...he was like 'fuck matches' So I asked him where there was a bathroom....he pointed down an alley and said top of the stairs.....So....me, being the trusting sort of person I am..head down this alley straight outta Bruce Wayne's past. get it? get it?......shut up. Anyways....all of a sudden there's 3 of them, pointing at me..One of em..the same one as earlier...walks up to me while im pissing and asks me....'yo, you got a light?' and I said 'No man, I got no light'...Im starting to wonder what the fuck is up. He looks back down the alley where his friends were, and says 'Shit'...cause they're gone...He can't do shit now...so he pretends to take a piss beside me......fuckin' crackhead......I walk outta the alley and stare down the other 2 crack monkeys, but they still look like they want a piece. So I tell aric whats up, and one of them starts to walk over cause aric is pissed and saying shit...So the guy asks whats up, and we tell him, and he says 'don't worry bou't my fuckin crackhead friends..they just want the rock...sorry if they scared ya' whatever. Im back in the club......we get pissed, and decide to head home. SO we missed the last train home, so we decide to walk...it's about 6km. We start walking, and cut throught this giant train yard. we Climb on top of a long train and start jumping cars...some of the jumps are pretty sketchy. We get to one that is iffy. We decide we're way to fucked up to play with death right now, so we jump across to the other train beside us. That jump was actually bigger. Goes to show ya. Anyways we keep jumping and reach the end of the train. We go and check out the caboose. All of a sudden, aric says 'Go. NOW!' there was a cop that pulled over right beside us. So we're running, between trains, and shit...like the movie 'Judgement Night'. Yeah, so we run and eventually we get to a building that is in the last stages of being built. We check all the windows..the one on the third floor is open, so we go in to check it out. We walk around, and smoke a little hash in there. I grab a fire extinguisher and we jet. We cut through a field and see this old fort....like Fort McMurray or something...like 20 foot walls. We find a way in and jump it. we try all the doors to the biuldings, but all these barn looking motherfuckers are locked up tight.....One stable door thing was loose...we bent some nails, and pulled out the log barring the door...It wasn't easy.....And we fold down the door and theres a window behind it. Fuck that, we're not breaking anything, so I write respect in the snow...cause it's not too often I find a place that I can't get into. So we jet and walk beside the river...We cross a bridge and I set off this extinguisher on the bridge...Made a huge white cloud. we're by the zoo. The security office is right there. The gaurd is right there, He sees me spraying this shit...so we jet again to the bike path. It's boring. So we jump the fence into the zoo. We jump another fence and all of a sudden, something comes flying out of this building right beside us. It's a fucking Zebra. Wow. what a trip watching this thing, so close to us......we watch it for a while, and then continue. We come to another pen, and we start to climb over. We stop at the top of the fence, cause these are huge tracks, and theres an electric wire around the perimeter. We know theres bears and mountiain lions in cages around here, It's the Canadian Wildlife section. SO Aric is worried it's a bear..So I go first. I jump down and start walking. I look over. Moose. Fucking moose. 3 of them. I can see that the male has a huge set of antlers.....i don't really wanna have a turf war tonight...maybe another time. So I get across and the moose start to come over. They hang with us for a bit, and then we walk over to see the male. He comes right up to us and we can touch his antlers. This is fucking cool. WE were so high, it was a trip. The moose lets me touch his head and nose and he's sniffin me n shit. I look over and aric is leaning wayyy in.....He opens his mouth and puts an antler in it. He looks at me: 'I LICKED A MOOSE! I LICKED A MOOSE!' SO I was like..yeah thats kinda neat, so i licked the moose too. We were licking moose at 4:30 in the morning. yup. So we then go home. wake up today at 2, then I head downtown. I have to go to court on fri to fight my ticket. thats all.
oh, yeah, I saw a group of natives sitting outside huffing glue in a bag.
That was today. Downtown.
this is quite the place.
Later all
Shawn 'Moose Licker' Kisielius
A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
SUck My AnTeAtEr
The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
My going rate is 25$
