My high school making national news

It doesn't matter, you can still dagger*:

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*From the Dutch 'daggeren' basically lifting a woman and as she has her legs spread around you, dryfuck her.

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"Grinding is when two people are dancing but are both facing the same direction, move in the same direction and the body in front isn't bent forward at more than a 45-degree angle."

oh old people..

but personally I could just not get into grinding I felt too ridiculous, but defs shouldn't be banned.
 
dances are shitty anyways. I don't understand what the point is. it's just a party that any duster can go to, you have to pay, and there are a shit ton of rules.

basically just a really shitty party, at school.
 
hahahahaahaha fucking commies, if that happened at my school we'd probably riot. They tried to ban yoga pants, that didn't last long.
 
My school had the sexiest kilts or the whole time I was there, then the year after I left they banned them haha
 
Moral of the story: fuck school dances. At concerts, everybody's facing the same way to begin with. It's only natural.
 
holy shit did you see the size of two-inch example he held up?

i'm getting mixed messages as to how far away from each other they used to dance.
 
they did this at my school, and they succeeded cause its a private school and they can do whatever the fuck they want. :(
 
Similar story, my middle school banned hugging back in the day. Hilarity ensued, including national news coverage
 
I always thought grinding at school dances would be awkward as hell. It's not like you're at a club full of random people and looking to take a chick home. You're in a gym or cafeteria, almost certainly not drunk or drinking, you know everyone, and the people watching you are either teachers or parents.

yea, no thanks.
 
They shut down a dance at my school (grade 7-9) which would be like 10 years ago now... we rioted. Some kids cut down like 1 60+foot massive tree out front. It was lulz at the time.
 
they tried banning grinding at my high school last year, did not work out for them. At prom there was a circle of students around two people who were literally having sex. fuckin weird.
 
This one time, I was having sex in a dressing room at a small Boutique with the girl who was working there. When I say dressing room I mean a small concealed space with a curtain on rings separating it from the shop....not really a room.

Anyway, obviously the place was empty, but we heard the bell attached to the door ring when some woman walked in. My girl collected herself real quick and went out into the main room to help the woman shopper. This lady wanted YOGA PANTS. Anyway she was like "can I try them on" and I was like "SHIT".

But there was this door leading to a tiny bathroom/utility closet attached to this not-quite dressing room so I hopped in there and literally listened while this 40 year old woman tried on yoga pants...separated from me by only an inch of wood. I got to here her as she asked my girl who was obvi nervous from what I could here if they made her look fat.

Just remembered that. Sorry.
 
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