My Girls a Freak (What Should I do)

GloryHoleGary

GloryHoleGary

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Alright y’all… I need your help. Ya see I’ve been dating this girl for a couple months now, and everything has been going great.

well today she dropped a bombshell on me that she does ASMR videos on YouTube…

I had no fucking clue what that meant so she showed me her account and needless to say I was caught off guard.

she licks microphones and shit and says, “It helps people relax and sleep better.”

welp… I’m weirded out now and can’t get past it. She’s cute and cool and likes to ski, but she licks fucking microphones on the side.

what would y’all do?

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Make money off weirdos? Sign me up.

For real tho if she's not cheating on you, who really cares if she's able to exploit people's fetishes for money.

If she's just weird then well hope the microphone ain't the only thing that receives that treatment and ur good.
 
If that is the only other thing she is licking, be happy. Dont be worried, support her in her achievements as she would do the same for you I would imagine.
 
weird shit dude. what kind of whore doesn't lick cock but instead microphones? I'd feel better if she was sucking other peoples dicks.
 
topic:GloryHoleGary said:
Alright y’all… I need your help. Ya see I’ve been dating this girl for a couple months now, and everything has been going great.

well today she dropped a bombshell on me that she does ASMR videos on YouTube…

I had no fucking clue what that meant so she showed me her account and needless to say I was caught off guard.

she licks microphones and shit and says, “It helps people relax and sleep better.”

welp… I’m weirded out now and can’t get past it. She’s cute and cool and likes to ski, but she licks fucking microphones on the side.

what would y’all do?

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You found the right one. She knows what’s profitable on YouTube. Good job!
 
I'm happy for her and her funny music. Seems like she knows how to express herself.

Is it really that much weirder than how you express yourself through weird skiing?

Boom, yall made for each other.
 
14397259:GloryHoleGary said:
Not really… I mean she licks a microphone for 20 minutes… if that turns you on you’re probably a virgin…
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sounds like something a virgin would say
 
14397440:mrk127 said:
… sounds like a “joke” an out of touch boomer would make…
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...lol...as opposed to all the other witty comments NS is renowned for...

... you're improving with your use of ellipses, however
 
14397495:FruitBootPro said:
ASMR isn't that weird lol and it's not necessarily sexual either, I wouldn't be worried

btw what's the channel lmao
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It’s definately wierd but not sexual unless you make it sexual
 
14397672:larilinesign said:
Well in that case, you don't respect her. I pray for her sake that she finds someone who does
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This is facts, OP is kinda a dick. If I were her and saw this thread I would pissed
 
Do you know how rad it is to have a GF that rakes in tons of NEETbux from sad lonely dudes who live on the internet? Yall should keep hustling and go on ski trips. Let those incels pay your bills lol
 
ngl, sounds a little insecure op. Give it a rest. If you seriously think it’s as weird as your making it seem you think it is you should end it. It’s not fair to her.
 
14398086:DeebieSkeebies said:
Do you know how rad it is to have a GF that rakes in tons of NEETbux from sad lonely dudes who live on the internet? Yall should keep hustling and go on ski trips. Let those incels pay your bills lol
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So yeah that sounds pretty great, but…..

I don’t think she makes that much money from it.
 
14398159:theabortionator said:
thread about things that never happened heading for page 2....
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I know it’s hard to think about from your moms basement, but there are real girls out there in the world, and some of us actually get to date them.
 
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