My fuckin fish skipped tank

proZach

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it was like a 13 inch fish in a 55 gallon tank. i just got home, turned on the light, and it was fuckin gone. now im tryin to find it.

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
 
so theres a 13 inch fish flopping around on your floor somewhere...hmm sounds like a fun scavenger hunt

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im taking about all the water right now (well my brother and his friend) and were gonna move my dresser

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
 
ahaha

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thats probably one of the funnyest storys iv ever ehard on this site

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crayfish get out easily...and live for a while...snakes get out and just get caught because they're dumb and go in your parents bed, whites tree frogs like to almost die by going out of the tank while your camping, and getting dried up in the carpet, then when you put it in water, it just floats upside down until it gets some life back in it. Then the western toads are tricky, they like to go down the stairs and accross the street into the forest, sometimes bull frogs think they can jump through your sliding glass door in your living room and your mom has yto get hte neighbour because she's to pussy and no one else is home.

yes, all from experience

OH, and also tarantulas will try to fight little kitties, anbd get their asses kicked, and then later on die because of internal bleeding, sometimes a tarantula will also climb out your brothers window, make everyone think he's int he house for like a week or two, then finally drop and splatter outside the sliding glass door that the bullfrog tried to go through

good times,, good times

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Sheldon

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i had 50 fish, i think like 5 commited suicide by jumping out and the rest died of a random plague...it all happened within a week so i got a refund, my parakeet flew off my bedroom balcony...w.its wings clipped, and my hampster got caught in a pipe when we were redoing our kitchen and died (we didnt realize he got out of his cage), i also had a guinie pig (how the hell do u spell that?) which i set free into the woods behind my house as a child after seeing Free Willy, my lil' poodle has been the only animal to survive more than 2 months in my house, i really dont have much luck w. animals

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ive had fish dissapear too. one day they were there then the next theyre fucken gone. its wierd shit

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Yeah those lil' furry fuckers are tricky... We had one guinea pig that was kinda big and he escaped twice, the second time he was gone for a good two, almost three weeks. Then we found him in the basement inside a bag of sugar... missing a foot. Anyways, we re-named him peg-leg, threw out the bag of sugar and used rubber tie downs to close the top where he was escaping. Another week later, he was gone again but this time never to be found.

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'' i also had a guinie pig (how the hell do u spell that?) which i set free into the woods behind my house as a child after seeing Free Willy''

hahahaha... sounds like something I would have done...

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haha wow

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he probably hitch hiked is ass out of there

was he acting wierd the past few days? like not eating and stuff, giving you the cold shoulder

 
Are you sure it wasn't a lungfish?

It might be making a run for the border...

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your a horrible person, you should not be alloud animals

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Sheldon

act like you're going to kiss her then just lick all over her fuckn face - Parkboy

 
i did find it. i took a picture of it and threw it into the trash car. didn't fit in the toilet, obviously. takes too long to upload and whatever, so fuck that.

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
 
my fuckin bird that didnt know how to fly (not even kidding it never came out of the cage and flew) got eaten by my neighbors cat while we were on vaca cuz it tried to fly...

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my last girlfriend went through 3 cats in a week

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oh and my hampster went swimming in the toilet a few times, yea he got pretty fucked up after that, he stumbled around a lot until he got a tumour that was the entire length of his side, then he died

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act like you're going to kiss her then just lick all over her fuckn face - Parkboy

 
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Those fish are smart, it'll die in a spot you can't reach just in spite because of the like you gave it.

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it flopped under my dresser. theres like a 3 inch slot in the back about 3 feet long (but not in the front....) and it went under there.

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
 
my little jack russell terrier got raped by a rotwieler.

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yah i had one that jumped out and fell behind a desk, i noticed it was gone one day, and i moved the desk and i was soo gross cause it was lying on the ground dead and it was decaying it was discusting.

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i have a giant lid, but i hada cut a part out to let the heater/bubbler wires in. i guess it got out through that. i need to patch it up.

(zach)

-formerly known as LineSkierWH
 
This summer I found a baby rabbit under my deck. It knew it had no mother because i saw it get killed by my neibor's cat the night before. So i took it in and made it a sick cage, and gave it carrots and shit, you know what rabbits eat. So then that night I was smoking some weed in my room and decided to give it shottys. So this rabbit got really baked and would run around the cage and then suddenly stop and lay down for 20 minutes and would keep doing the same thing. So i named it nibbers because it smokes lots of weed. I kept smoking it up everynight until one day after i hotboxed his cage he escaped and was gone for like a week. I thought for sure my cat was gonna get him beause you know how much cats love little bunnys. But one night when i was smoking in my room the fucking rabbit appears from under my bed and just looks up at me like he wanted a shotty. So i blew it in his face and he just let me pick him and put him back in the cage. Then about a week later I was hotboxing my shed and I brought the nibbers down. When we were finished I put the cage outside on my deck. I woke up the next morning at around 1 to find a dead nibbers in the cage. I guess what happened is that i left him out in the sun and he over heated. I felt so bad afterwards. Nibbers was like my best smoking buddy.

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^^haha poor nibbers

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller

 
haha nibers. but ya i had a parakete. we were watching my aunts jack russel and the bird flew out of the cage and the dog jumped up and caught it in mid flight and killed it.

 
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