My "friend" is a dick

snowisfun

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So today me and a few friends were chilling at that kids house. His mom can home right when we were rolling one up so we rode bikes like 30 minutes away to this park that had a trail and hiked a little bit through the trail to this chill spot. We all got high and thought that going to a school 10 minutes away would be super fun so we went down there and messed around on the swings. The janitor came out and we think called the cops on us for trespassing so we ran all the way down the street to this little trail. The trail ended so we had to carry bikes like 200 yards through straight sage brush onto another trail that led into a neighborhood we didnt even no existed. We had 3 kids and 2 bikes and one was mine. My friend decides to jump on the handlebars so i could pedal all the way through the neighborhood and up these huge hills. When we finally got to a street we knew he stole my bike rode through on coming traffic down his street like 20 mins from his house. So i was there alone with my bike stolen and it was alrady dark out so i had to walk like 5 miles in the dark alone. Cool Story Bro.
 
NICE STORY ALIAS.

IVE GOT A HIGH STORY TOO, NOT THREAD WORTHY SO IT GOES HERE NOW.

I WAS CAMPING WITH MY FAMILY + MY 1 FRIEND WHO I SMOKE WITH SOME TIMES. WE WERE HIGH BUT THEN WE WENT TO GO SMOKE SOME MORE ON THE BEECH, BUT IT WAS REALLY FUCKING DARK. WE GOT TO THE PARKING LOT OF THE BEACH AND I SHINE MY LIGHT AND THERE A FUCKING CAMP POPO CAR. THEN OUT OF THE SHADOWS THIS RANGER CREEPS OUT AND FLASHES HIS LIGHT. HE ASKS IF WE'RE LOST, WE SAY NAH WE'RE JUST LOOKING AROUND AND STUFF. THEN HE ASKED WHAT CAMP SITE WE WERE FROM, AND I DIDNT REALLY HEAR HIM SO I SAID "LONDON" AND HE WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. MY FRIEND SAVED US AND REMEMBERD THE CAMP SIGHT, THEN HE TOLD US TO CARRY ON. WE WERE FREAKED OUT SO WE BOOKED IT OVER THE HILL AND DIDNT SMOKE ANYMORE, THEN WE HAD SMORES.
 
Don't think you're experienced enough to represent Newschoolers. I mean, you only have 400 posts.
 
so basically you were doing hood-rat stuff?

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fuck you nerd, ive been here longuer than you, the difference is: i got a fucking social life bitch!

i dont make 10 post everyday like you snatchhh
 
learn to paragraph and spell and type.

you are so cool you rolled one up and didnt want you mommy to catch you
 
thats an abuse of fucking power if you delete memes you call memes a watse of space yet every other post ont his site is just useless dribble
 
My turn.

My friends all agreed to get all stoney and go to 6 flags with me today since I got tickets through my fathers work which were only 10 bucks each and include free unlimited food. After making sure multiple times throughout the week that everyone could still go, 2/3 people just remembered they had work today. 6 flags with 2 people isn't that fun. /mad
 
haha very nice. might be one of the nastier things i've heard on this site.

i would just stab him to death with a screw driver, then burn his house/family
 
When i got home i was visibly shaken, i told my mom what happened and this is what she said !

'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say is that this cab was rare

But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'

I looked to my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

i was seriously anticipating this ....
 
You sound like a bitch. Maybe I'm reading the story wrong because of your 4th grade sentence structure and shitty spelling, but it sounds like you were with your "friend" and he kinda grabbed it and ran. You're a pussy.
 
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