My friend fell off a boat

skimexico

skimexico

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alright so the other day i go hanging out with my friends. we decided to smoke some bowls then goof around in his canoe in this pond/lake behind is house. so were just fooling around and he stands up to switch spots and all his weight shifted to one side and canoe was about 1 cm from being fulled up with water , then he fell over board. it was hilarious. the water was mad cold. i just thought that i should share this amazing story with you all.

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i'm not really sure what you expected to happen. you stood up in a canoe.

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Im sure if everyone was thur and we were all baked, and we were in a big canoe then it would be amazingly funny, however, when shared on the internet its still funny, but not LOL funny.

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not funny.

the only reason one of you might say it is funny is because a girl told the story. by complementing this girl via internet, that somebody thinks there might be a chance that this female story teller will hop the next plane to their town and give them a succulent cock sucking.

not gonna happen.

just admit the story sucked.

fuck you, baby slit.

 
on a much more important note, where the hell would one go to "ski mexico?"

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theres skiing in mexico?

yuck, you'll be known as the pussy from this day on if you do that. Do something manly, like cut her initials into your chest or something.
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man i knew this kid who fell off of the back of the boat and got all chopped up by the propeller. damn it was so sad.

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your friend is pretty fucking stupid.

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same exact thing happen to me yesterday.. well it was my friend who fell out but it was the exact same scenario

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my thoughts exactly.

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HAHAHAHAHA . WOW that was the funniest story ive heard all year! lol good one skimexico. keep up the amazingly funny stories

 
i love you........ i cant wait to see at your house this summer, its going to be mad dope neato super duper off the hook

 
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