My dad owns Hillary.

doritos

doritos

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So I was watching some TV with my dad after dinner and he had some debate on and at one point Barack leans over to whisper in Hillary's ear. My dad was joking around, asking me what I thought he said and so on, and I finally ask him what he thought Obama said. His reply?

"Hillary, if you were the last woman on Earth I wouldn't fuck you with Bill's dick."

My mom kept screeching about how we should tell her what he said, it was pretty epic haha.
 
Haha, I realize that to a certain extent it is... if a friend said it then it would be far from post-worthy, but it's always amusing when your dad pulls out shit like that when you least expect it.
 
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my dads cooler than your dad, my dad brought me back some cubans from mexico... and not to mention he makes better jokes than that all the time... like one day there was a rabbit sitting next to a bear on a log and the bear goes to the rabbit "does shit stick to your fur?" bunny says "nope" bear goes "good!" and whipes his ass with the rabbit, but its better if you have the motion of the bear grabbing the rabbit and whiping your ass with it... less funny on the computer... not to menton the jokes cooler when your like 5
 
my dad told me that exact same joke when i was little! its pretty much the only reason i like him at all now.
 
hillary has gotta win it surely.

the others seem to have levels of lunacy similar to bush.

just my view from england
 
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