My crazy ex is stalking me

[LucasTrent]

Okay.. I don't know what to do guys, three days ago I decided to order pizza for dinner. I asked them to deliver to my house and they said it would be 45 minutes. After an hour the pizza showed up and to my surprise it was my ex girlfriend delivering. We broke up 1 year ago, she was a crazy bitch then, and she still is now. When she saw me she started off by calling me a "fucking bitch who doesn't deserve to live", taking my money and throwing the pizza on my roof. She proceeded by attempting to break my windows with various objects from her car, and screaming at me to come out. She gave up after an hour, and I though everything was back to normal. Nope. After the incident i have continued to see her spying on me at my job at Costco, looking at me threw the shelves. I am scared of what she might do next.

Guys I seriously need help!!

 

[Chubz.]

Lol.

hahahahaha

I'm sorry

 

[*DELETED*]

Restraining order. There's a line and she crossed it.

 

[Errl]

I'm pretty sure none of that actually happened.

 

[arnie_grape]

yeah pics of your broken shit or it didn't happen.

 

[hippy.]

 

[Bensun]

if its true you really know how to pick em... or you are REALLY an ASSHOLE to warrant that much stalking but Either way thats fucking scary.

 

[DaveM]

Make it up to her with free samples at Costco.

 

[statuswhitegirl]

this but in her anus

 

[*DELETED*]

GENIUS. The answer has been there all along. This or kill her.

 

[youngdtay]

OP should change his username to "BetaSteez".

 

[DirtYStylE]

Fuck her mom, then have a sit-down with her dad. Tell her dad about the incident. Then let him know that he needs to keep his pimp hand strong.

 

[raull]

why are you throwing the shelves at Costco?

 

[.Apex.]

Well it's simple. Just tell her you love her, fuck her again and she'll go away... Trust me I'm a doctor.

 

[Top_Gun]

Do you work at the same clinic as Dr. Newschoolers?

 

[LucasTrent]

Okay i will try that...

 

[E__]

Well your names is Alphasteez yet reading this I have come to the conclusion you are nowhere near as alpha as you claim, so, grow some balls and knock that chick down a level.

 

[act.resist]

 

[J-Wile]

<3<3<3 Was just about to post this

 

[Theskiingguy]

Woah, she threw the shelves at you? She really must be a freak if she can do that.

 

[skiersupreme]

she sounds hot

 

[iH8pow]

rape her

 

[itsJIBERISH]

You could just shoot the cunt

 

[b-kul]

poop on the hood of her car

 

[SFB]

op sounds like you should just stalk her back.

 

[Abc567def]

SHE DID WHAT TO YOUR FUCKING PIZZA??? bitch gotta die now

 

[7springsprod]

Nice Try, It's too hard to get a job at costco

 

[Jeebus.]

Threads to see what she does next.

 

[Halo1junkie]

Nice

 

[chicken]

thats the funniest thing i've even seen. I don't even remember what the thread is about.

 

[StickDonkey]

Try stalking her

 

[LAME.]

PICS OR GTFO

 

[Kronor]

There's only one option: Kill her.

 

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

The only option OP...ill hint itP

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[TACO-DOG.exe]

Call her work and get her fired.

 

[SkiThe603]

kill her

 

[SFB]

seriously just call the pizza place and tell them one of their employees took your money, threw the pizza on the roof, and tried to break your windows.

 

[LucasTrent]

Lol that's what i did, and thats why shes gonna attempt to kill me.

 

[kevmac]

in her butt?

 

[Blurst]

Let her

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

so youre the ex huh?

shocker

 

[Jeebus.]

 

[act.resist]

Um...

 

[act.resist]

Are you implying that you dont know what that picture is from because if not you suck and this relationship is over

 

[Brule.]

Oh my god, OP I feel so bad for you. Here's my advice: slash 3 out of the 4 tires on her car the next time you see it parked. That way she'll have to pay out of pocket instead of relying on insurance to cover her. If all else fails, get a restraining order to stop her plot to destroy your life.

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

OP the only solution is to bang all her friends and ruin her life

 

[papermache]

restraining order

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

I don't know what type of meth you're making and smoking, this is clearly proof you have been stalking OP.

PS i have chicken ready when you get home from work but we need more waffles.

 

[Wallisch_pl]

Put a pool in her mattress, I heard it takes a crane to get it out

 

[Huck_Norris]

Don't forget to sugar the tank up. The double whammy always gets 'em sooooooo good.

 

[act.resist]

K