It seems my computer has contracted a virus. There are ads every where and pages pop up constantly, and the back button doesn't work, + many other issues. Newschoolers home page:
Good for you for downloading Chrome like I told you to Mom! Now if you press shift+command+3 you can take a picture of your screen right on your computer! Neat huh
system restore or backup the important shit to an external and wipe/ reinstall your os or install some antivirus software and malware bytes and do a bunch of scans to see whats up
oh fuq nevermind you managed to get a virus on a mac I see. have you bothered installing the updates they typically bother you about? that usually goes a long way towards making sure you're secure against many vulnerabilities