My Cabin, a story of epic proportions.

Shlogan

Shlogan

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background info:so my cabin has been robbed consistently for about 10 years now. the robber has only ever taken chocolate chips or the occasional bottle of wine, so we never did anything really extreme to try to stop him. we did install a camera and got him on tape stealing food, no huge theft but over time this thing got old. a few times we got the police to take blood from were he cut himself on our window, or get finger prints from our fridge. in the last year, however, there has been more robberies at our cabin alone with everyone else's in a 20 mile area. the cops had never been really on top of all these crimes, and actually "lost" the finger prints we had given them, and had only showed an effort to catch him by crousing the neighborhood every once in a while. this is when the story gets crazy. our well know "cookie bandit" was now getting on all of our nerves more than ever, so our crime comity convinced the police to stay the night at our cabin. they had done this many times before, and no one really thought they would ever catch the guy. so while asleep, this guys sneeks in to try to rob our place only to find the cops there. now, watch the video:http://www.koat.com/video/20124846/index.htmlso that guy, if you didnt already guess, is our little harmless cookie bandit. this guy was on americas most wanted, and was camped out somewhere in the woods hiding from it all for 10 years, and would come into our cabin. he then killed the cop and got killed himself in our cabin. mind you, no one knew he was this killer because they didn't care enough to test his finger prints 8 years ago or wtvr when they first got them from us. we now have blood and bullet holes in our cabin.
 
did you see the guys picture? ya that would have been worse, he was a giant elf. i went to the cops funeral today too, one of those things were i didn't even know him and it was sad.
 
holy fuck, so epic. god that must be scary that a serial killer has set foot in your house so many times, i would be so creeped right now if i were you.
 
shit man i'd be scared that the cabin is haunted now...or like if the guy was shot/suicide in my room. creepy shit right there
 
dude fuck I just saw your cabin on the news broI read the thread and shat a brick thats crazyhe's been wanted in Canada since 1972It's such a small world
A man wanted in the decades-old double murder of a young hippie couple camping on a Vancouver Island beach was involved in a gunfight late last week with New Mexico police that left both him and a police officer dead.Joseph Henry Burgess was the prime suspect in the 1972 murders of Ann Barbara Durrant, 20, and Leif Bertil Carlsson, 19.The couple was camping at Radar Beach, just south of Tofino, when they were shot and killed. Their bodies were found together in a sleeping bag on June 21.At the time, Burgess was a 25-year-old draft dodger from New Jersey living on the beach. After the murder, left all his possessions behind at his nearby campsite, including a Bible with the name Job Weeks on an inside page. The only item missing was his rifle.Burgess had reportedly complained to people before the murder that he didn't approve of a young unwed Christian couple living on the beach together.Fast-forward more than 25 years and Burgess -- known only as the "Cookie Bandit" -- was wanted by police in New Mexico for breaking into cabins in a mountainous area near Albuquerque. For the past 10 years, the Cookie Bandit had been breaking into rural homes to steal snacks, canned goods, rain gear and other items needed for survival in the outdoors.Last Thursday morning, though, he broke into the wrong cabin. His chosen target was the same cabin from which two police officers from the Sandoval County Sheriff's Department were staking him out."The police were inside when he broke in," said Lieut. Eric Garcia of the New Mexico Department of Public Safety.The two officers confronted Burgess, knocked him down and tried to arrest him, but Burgess fired a gun, fatally shooting one of the officers. At some point during the struggle, the officers returned Burgess's gunfire, striking and killing him. He was 62.Police did not identify the Cookie Bandit as Joseph Henry Burgess until after his death.Evidence linking Burgess to the 1972 Tofino double murder includes fingerprints found on torn and discarded documents belonging to the victims, Garcia said.The RCMP did not respond Monday to an interview request.Dan Creally, the initial RCMP investigator assigned to the Tofino-area double murder in 1972, spoke to the Vancouver Sun in 2007.Creally said it was his only murder left unsolved when he retired in 1981.

Copyright (c) Canwest News Service
 
come to think of it we had a bounty hunter shoot himself in the leg trying to find this guys a few years ago haha
 
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no way bro! i knew it was like the top news here, but were are you at? i didn't think this would go out of NM.
 
holy shit that would creep me out so bad if i was you. what if he snuck into the cabin while you guys were asleep. you couldve been killed
 
I'm in Vancouver B.C.It was like a short feature at the end of the program, but I think it made it because it has ties to BC the girl who got killed by that whacko was from here and she got killed in Tofino
 
DUDE WTF, that is the craziest ass story I have ever heard. At the part where you were just like, and the cop got killed my mind exploded, I thought you were kidding.
 
O yeah, not to be a buzzkill or anything but your cabin is gonna be SOOOOO haunted. like your cabin might get so famously haunted it could be made into a movie, not kidding at all. You should sell it. now.
 
oh yeah for sure dude you better become buddies with the killer ghost. although you do have a police ghost too to back you up. you should be fine
 
what a badass movie. it starts off with the bad guy killing two people on a beach, then he steals cookies for ten years, then he kills a cop and dies.

 
You should have just sat by the cookie jar all night with a shotgun and blow his head off. Don't let no one steal your cookies, wanted or not.
 
haha, that's fucking crazy. I'm sure it's relieving though knowing this thief is no longer around.
 
holy shit man, I read about this this morning in the paper here in Calgary, Alberta and was like huh, thats shitty to hear, and then tonight on NS i find out it was in an NS members cabin????? small damn world. RIP to the cop who lost his life
 
i heard from my mom that this guy is now suspect for like 10 killings that they are looking into and the story is now all over california too.
 
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