My box stealing story

S

Skierguy1234

Active member
ok, so my home mountain/hill closed this year.

my friend ran the park last year, and made some boxes and what not for it.

so now the boxes are just sitting there.

today me, my brother, and two friends decide we want this one 20ft flat box.

so i drive us over in my mom's Honda Pilot.

we all carry it off the bottom of the hill, over to the car.

we put the middle seats down in the car, and put the box in.

60-70% of the box is still hanging out of the back of the car

so my brother gets in the car, and lays on top of the box, thus lifting the back end off the ground

we drive through a community about a mile laughing our asses off, and arrive at my house.

we session the box all day, and now i have it for the whole season, to session whenever i want.

HERE'S THE KICKER:

there was a township meeting at the township building right next to where we took the box from.

i had to weave in and out of parked cars with this box hanging out of the back.

hahahahaha

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
 
mission accomplished your a selfish douchebag!

you stole a box that everyone was suposed to enjoy so that only you can enjoy it.
 
"ok, so my home mountain/hill closed this year.

my friend ran the park last year, and made some boxes and what not for it.

so now the boxes are just sitting there."
 
hahaha, that's hilarious. It's the perfect obvious crime, so obvious that no on thinks you're doing anything wrong. and driving through a town meeting! aaah. maybe it's a slow day for me but that was pretty funny.
 
hahah we stole the top of a soccer goal, the white ones, its like 20ft long by 4 inches wide. we put it on top of a truck and i sat in the bed and held it steady like a battering ram. its so cold in the back of a pickup in the winter.
 
maybe you should go to the derek zoolander center for kids who can't read good and want to learn to do other stuff good too. and then pull the dick out of your ass.
 
i stand by what i said. it doesnt mean they wont be open next year. i still think it was a dick move.
 
what you don't realize is...

1. The mountain doesn't own the boxes in anyway

2. If they do open, i'd most likely be running the park

3. I took it...i can also take it back

4. you're gay

well maybe you've realized the last one.
 
i didnt read ur thread but i dont wnna rain in ur parade BUT:

i just waltzed into some classrooom building ans ganked some sick ass chair from it. shh its a secret
 
dumbass.jpg
 
hahahahaha i posted this story on PAskiandride...

this guy "grilledsteezsandwich" started flipping out saying that staff members should track down my computer's IP adress and tell the cops, and the owners. then said he had a way better sense of humor then newschoolers (because he said it was not funny at all, and i said NS thought it was pretty funny) and i responded with a "cool story hansel" just to piss him off. hahahaha
 
this site is retarded sometimes. you guys are commending him for stealing a box from a hill. what if it was your hill and when it does open you didnt have any boxes to ride cause some idiot jackal took em home?

whatever this is my last post in this thread. it was fun for a while but i still stick to my guns in saying that the kids a d-bag.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top