I think we should see who can yell the phrase "my ankles are broken" the loudest. It can be anywhere library, school, walmart, church, etc. just record it with your phone. I'll try it later.
Instead of doing it in random places go to anywhere with a cashier buy something, halfway through them ringing you up start to say something, cut yourself off and scream my ankles are broken and continue on like nothing happened.
Bonus points if you fall to the ground in the middle of the line while screaming it and someone off camera says "I think he broke his ankles"