My 2000 foot gap

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05/05/05 - Daze of the Seize'n

There is 2 kinds of stand up, comedy and sex. I am only good at one of them.
 
incredible...are you sponsered?

"Holy shit, did you see that tweaked out pencil! That was insane, that guy really knows how to rip."
 
man you guys think youve done sick gaps? you got no idea. ill admit ive seen some pretty sick triackage here, but with the space gaps you dont have the consequences of gravity. if you really want to seperate the men from the boys, you have to hit my custom designed mountain range gap from the himalayas to the rockies. the kicker is shaped going off of mt everest and the landing is on the backside of breckenridge. my dad knows some pretty high rollers at NASA and was able to get me a tow in from one of the shuttles, luckily 18,000 mph was the perfecct speed to hit the gap, and of course my first trick was a burned cheeseburger with mustard and ketchup and 1800 fries to go.

Republican and proud of it.

Member 6834

i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

 
yo guys have no idea. im planing a jump around the world. i figure if i go just fast enough, gravity will keep me in the atmosphere but i will circle the earth. and im gonna do it naked too, so every one look out for a flying naked guy.

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
yeah. that other guys was completely photoshopped. if it wasnt, he's already be in the 2000+ Crew.

i jumped mexico.

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i hope you didn't scratch your skis on that landing.

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 
DID YOUR HEAR, WOMAN? WE ALL USE SPECIAL SCIENTIST DESGINED WAX! ITS LIGHTNING QUICK AND HARDER THAN 1000000000 DIAMONDS. IT HAS THE SAME TECHNOLOGY AS TRUMPS HAIR.

back to the original
 
oh, my bad... i've gotta get some of that stuff.

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 
^that had to be the best 2 posts u have ever posted. hahahahaha.

"Tanner stopped blazin? hell i just blazed with a couple guys that quit last week.' -Bigj

"Tanner will make a good soldier. He will be hard to hit because he cant stand up straight." -Guddgalf17
 
hey. i have the patent on the wax. you are just certified dealers. and to buy the wax has a 200% sales tax which is to be mailed to me by check within 30 days of purchase.

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
I straight aired North America

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
your the biggest stupidest fucker ever. why would you waste time on that you prepubscant fucker go suck on your moms nipples untill you get a better idea you loser

i like girls
 
are you retarded fuckin gaylords....... you can even see his skis arent evenm this same size

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Ride more talk less get drunk and have sex

 
one of them is two def colors on the basesheet bud, its black and teal, u cant see the black part, ever seen the scratch FS? right

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- Ski anywhere you can any time you can.
 
I can't believe how this thread has turned out

It's only after you've lost everything that we are free to do anything.

Ski Every Day
 
if i dont say so, this may be the longest thread ive started yet. if anyone wants to join my cult. message me. remember, there is criteria to follow.

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 
oh yeah, I jumped the whole galaxy

https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/3777jumpovergalaxy.jpg

someone post that for me, I don't know the new way to post pics

yeah, but the jump comes off one planet and is supported into place by connecting beams and supports to other planets. the landing is actually the beginning of a black hole which has a lot of gravity that pulls me into it as I finish my sw. cork 7 over the galaxy

Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
 
here is you jumping the galexy

3777ju mpovergalaxy.jpg


a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
3777ju mpovergalaxy.jpg


a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
3777jumpovergalaxy.jpg


a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
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