My $1600 "Oopsie"

Gavajabra2

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Backed right into a Mazda which was in my blind spot, totalled that mother fucker. Discuss any stupid things you've done to cost you tons of money.

(I have pics but stupid Sprint charges $5/mo to send pics)
 
What the fuck is up with ghost riding? Im am glad that was not around when I wan in high school.

And whats with kids jumping on your car hood? One of my brothers friends jumped on my hood when I was pulling into my house and cracked the windshield and put a huge dent in the hood. Pissed me off.
 
Wow, no injurys? Lol.

My insurance right now is $1000 every 6 months and if I filed a claim for this accident it would be a $500 Deductable + my insurance would be $2000 every 6 months ($4,000 a year) so I'm just busting my ass to get him that $1,600 asap.
 
i ghost rid my golf cart and while i was trying to hit a shot it ran into a tree the front bumper was gone so we left asap and have never been back
 
Well if we're talking about costly retarded things....i did an endo on my bike, broke my wrist...racked up 20grand in surgery bills. And you'll all wonder why so much: bone graph+titanium screws+best hand/wrist doctor on east coast=$$$$$$
 
iv never had a wreck but i was doin like 100 on the way to work tryin to get to work on time and i got pulled over doin like double over and losst my license for 6 months and had to pay like 300 bucks

then i got another one for speedin thru a school zone...that one sucked ass!!!!
 
i tried to wheelie my friends streetbike...and was sucessful, but i lost it just afterward and hit a retaining wall. i landed in the grass on the side of the road with minimal damage, at least no worse than a standard bail off a kicker. the bike wasn't quite the same story. $4500 in repairs.
 
i broke half of a window and had to pay half which was $250. eastcoastjibber broke the other half and he also had to pay 250.
 
my hatchback was open on my subaru and i was getting my ski poles out of the roof rack... the tip of the pole tapped the window and shattered it.

with my deductable, it cost me nothing, but i was pissed nonetheless
 
My buddy backed into the '79 Lincoln owned by a former RoughRiders player, two days after rolling his car. Almost 2 grand right there.
 
how would you total a car by backing into it? and ive never broken anything expensive, must be cause im not a fucking idiot. actually its cause im a 17 year old faggot who doesnt own a car yet.
 
I was parking at school, ona bit of a slope that was covered by snow, then ice. I park, and unbuckle and get out. I hear this weird noice, and my truck slides into the car on my passanger side, putting a nasty dent in my truck, and knocking off their driver's side mirror. Cost aboout 600$ for the dent, and 200 for the car's repair.
 
I ran into 5 steelmailboxes going 50. causes 6 thousand dollors in damage to the god damn mailboxes
 
Because I have a chevy silverado and the bed of my truck tore through that thing no problem. I have minor damage from my wheel housing to the rear end, and my better has a big dent on it but it's nothing compared to the mazda.
 
When i was about 13 i snuck out in my moms car for a joy ride, while backing out i scrapped the entire side of her brand new suburban, 5000 dollars in damages... i didnt even know i did it till i noticed the window wouldnt roll down
 
missed a pong shot and was playing so bad and went to just "punch the air" in frustration and hit a window.

300 bone mistake
 
slammed on brakes with 2 454 engines in the back of my truck. goodbye windshield, hello uge dent in the back of my cab and goodbye $5000

 
fell asleep at the wheel and hit a guardrail at 75 mph.

only cost me maybe 50 bucks to replace a signal light.

the rest of the damage i didn't fix. so i don't know how much it would cost though

 
Was a little to eager to cross the street and jumped the gun on the walking signal guy. Got smoked by a mazda 3 running the yellow at 70km/h. Plus I got a jay-walking ticket. That one hurt.
 
yeah there was 4 of us in the cab of the truck, not even wearing seat belts, not on hurt, the beer in the back of the truck didn't even break, it was fucked.    My friend was also caught going 130km/h in a 40 zone, he got like a $600 ticket, and when the cop asked him why he was dirving so fast he said cuz it was fun.        

That is a huge amount of insurance, where do you live?  Mine is liek 2000 for a year. I have a safe dirving discount now too. Liek almost 20%
 
having a summer sesh in the backyard at my friends house, i fell off and my ski broke a hole in the neighbours wall. 180 bucks.
 
throwing an ipod down a flight of stairs to get a new one via warranty, brought it to the story and they pretty much said go fuck yourself. i paid $350 for it because it was like right when they first came out

then i was riding someones 4 wheeler and a tree jumped out and hit me, i was supposed to pay $280 but i only ended up paying $90
 
Parked my car in the garage without putting it in speed or parking brake, few hours later looked outside the window and noticed my car was sitting on the side of our driveway... car rolled itself out of the garage, made a 90 degree turn and slammed into a tree. $1800 in damage
 
put a bunch of soap in a hot tub and it screwed up the filtering system in it so had to pay to fix that. around $200
 
1 party at my place

over $600 in fines alone, not including my 500$ secuity deposit

besides that i have over $750 in just fines for drinking underage, god bless america
 
I cut a corner on the way to school and hit a mailbox, totaled the box which somehow my parents covered, but the 500$ passenger side mirror was shot.
 
got blindsided coming out of my local Wawa, totalled my new honda BUT it was still able to be rolled, so we rolled it into a quarry behind my house with blow-up dolls inside, anda bunch of the little army parachuting men on top that came off and floated to the bottom. a memorable experience.
 
didnt cost me anything but i didnt know my iPhone was on my shirt and i jumped off this concrete block and grabbed my shirt. Down came the phone and landed on pure dried concrete with rocks and all this bad stuff. dented and scracthed it. im bummed
 
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