CloudBasedRippah
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Murder. Hornets. That's right. The newest spewing of fear mongering media is big ass hornet that decapitates bees with large pincers on it's head. These fuckers can tear the heads off of an entire hive's worth of bees in a matter of hours.Behavioral aggressiveness is also a known trait as they use bee carcasses to feed their growing young. At it's peak, these cocksuckers can get up to 2 inches in length. There is a video out there of one killing a mouse in minutes which is horrifying and will ruin your day if you watch it. Another story of a beekeeper who sought to smoke out a hive of murder hornets in washington. As he approached, he was attacked by murder hornets protecting their lair. Beekeeper Bill was wearing his normal bee suit with a mask and sweatpants underneath. He still got stung 7 times! That stinger is insane and could 100% peirce through your bibs and 6 layers of tall tees. Bill survived but others arent as lucky. 50 people die per year as a result of these hornets swarming and stinging folks multiple times.Some of these doses are measured to be more venomous than some of the worlds gnarliest snakes. Please see below for sizing.
Now listen here folks because I have got some takes. These takes are based upon rock solid facts that I researched on the internet yesterday and that I BS'd with my coworkers to pass the time at work today. ROCK SOLID. The main narrative I have been noticing from articles I have read and from idiots on twitter is that these "japanese" or "asian" insects have arrived in amurica to f shit up. Which is interesting because these hornets are the offspring of a common bee and a genetically modified hornet called the african killer bee. WHICH was genetically modified in Brazil. So when people pin this on asia I think that is some serious BS. A tale as old as time - America puts a negative slant of scary shit on an asian country. See WWll, Vietnam, tons of other shit, Coronavirus, and murder hornets as examples. I am American and I think it sucks that we do this so get learnt and don't be an ignorant A-hole that the rest of the world thinks we are.
Or was this an insidiuos attempt by Japan to create a weaponized species to harm us....Me too Tony Stark. Let me hear some takes people.
Now listen here folks because I have got some takes. These takes are based upon rock solid facts that I researched on the internet yesterday and that I BS'd with my coworkers to pass the time at work today. ROCK SOLID. The main narrative I have been noticing from articles I have read and from idiots on twitter is that these "japanese" or "asian" insects have arrived in amurica to f shit up. Which is interesting because these hornets are the offspring of a common bee and a genetically modified hornet called the african killer bee. WHICH was genetically modified in Brazil. So when people pin this on asia I think that is some serious BS. A tale as old as time - America puts a negative slant of scary shit on an asian country. See WWll, Vietnam, tons of other shit, Coronavirus, and murder hornets as examples. I am American and I think it sucks that we do this so get learnt and don't be an ignorant A-hole that the rest of the world thinks we are.
Or was this an insidiuos attempt by Japan to create a weaponized species to harm us....Me too Tony Stark. Let me hear some takes people.
