Multi-Purpose Boot Cleaner

AntifreezeSteeze

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So I work at a ski shop and some returns came in, which meant take them to the back and clean them. So I brush the thin layer of dirt off and set them on top of the table to disinfect them. I spray them and being that there wasn't much to do I decide reading the label. Apparently it kills herpes simplex 1 and 2.

Sparknotes: You know how they originally made Viagra for heart problems and they figured they should market it for men because they all got boners? Well they should start marketing Boot Juice as a herpes cure and then they'll make bank.
 
what they mean by this is, when ingested orally, it will kill the afflicted making them unable to pass it on to the next unknowing half wit.
 
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