Multi-Page Argument Thread

you make very valid points but still,

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god is not real

gays shouldnt have rights

the holocaust was a good thing

i fucking love genocide, survival of the fittest motherfucker

world hunger? eat humans pussies

wanna hear a funny joke? womens rights

 
I argue that this is an argument thread, mainly because my point of view differs from you point of view.

Also, based on my newly developed argument formula which states that the integration of the second derivative of the equation showing the amount of posts about god subtracted from the product of rusty coat hangers present in this thread and the current number of pokemon in existence. That's only after finding the limit as x approaches negative infinity of the fifth derivative of the equation Ftx(s+k+I)=-2894.54 where Ft is the fulltilt constant. It also has to be snowing for that to work.

Try arguing with that logic.
 
Why Can't I Own a Canadian?October 2002Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:Dear Dr. Laura:Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
 
cool you can copy and paste!!! btw, your first argument had nothing to back it up. it was just ramblings and thoughts. just sayin
 
Aboriginals must be kept in cages at all times in order to stop the spread of beer farts and buttsecks as well as: bison herpies, antelope clamidia (spelling?), and last but not least child prostitution in tp's
 
i saw a clip in the news today (on the news channel that does all the thinking for me) that reminded me of this huge issue, and i want to discuss if further
 
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