Mt. Hood not skiing

Rad_Lad

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I'm headed to Mt. Hood next week but I'm not bringing my skis. I plan on doing some camping/hiking. I want to know if there's any cool local spots that I should check out?
 
Take a tour of ON3P factory if you make it down to Portland(set up an appointment).......... also while in Portland you will be in the strip club capital!

ZigZag Canyon, Tamanawas Falls, Cooper Spur are a few I recommend. Down lower there are the popular Multnomah Falls but it has been limited on hiking since the fire back in 2017.
 
14045754:oldmanski said:
Take a tour of ON3P factory if you make it down to Portland(set up an appointment).......... also while in Portland you will be in the strip club capital!

ZigZag Canyon, Tamanawas Falls, Cooper Spur are a few I recommend. Down lower there are the popular Multnomah Falls but it has been limited on hiking since the fire back in 2017.

The strip clubs in Portland are amazing. Some would say the best in the US
 
14045772:CLQ said:
The strip clubs in Portland are amazing. Some would say the best in the US

SOME of them are amazing,lol. Others you want to watch out for the pregnant heroin addict dancer. Last I heard there were around 85 strip clubs in Portland(full nude).
 
Smoke some joints and watch the sunset over mt hood at trillium lake or lost lake, both awesome places to kick it for the evening.

Castle canyon is an awesome hike, there’s some spots where you absolutely can’t slip so be careful but the views are awesome.

Government camp is a cool little town too.

Little Hawaii in rhododendron is awesome swimming hole and hike.

If you’re into cliff jumping check our punch bowl falls.

Have fun dude!
 
14045773:oldmanski said:
SOME of them are amazing,lol. Others you want to watch out for the pregnant heroin addict dancer. Last I heard there were around 85 strip clubs in Portland(full nude).

Hell yeah. Next time I’m in Oregon, I will buy you a lap dance with that pregnant heroin dancer
 
Also if you have time and are up for the drive, the pacific coast is about a 2.5 to 3 hour drive from hood, tillamook is an awesome coast town and tillamook cheese factory sounds lame but is really sick and they have awesome ice cream.
 
14045772:CLQ said:
The strip clubs in Portland are amazing. Some would say the best in the US

As well as the thai food! I've heard that half of the strip clubs in portland serve pad thais while youre getting a lap dance
 
14045782:TRVP_ANGEL said:
As well as the thai food! I've heard that half of the strip clubs in portland serve pad thais while youre getting a lap dance

I know you can go get a good steak and eggs breakfast first thing in the morning while having a dancer kick your knife while you are trying to cut your steak. Not sure about the Thai food though, Im sure they are there.
 
All the hiking recommendations sound dope! definitely looking to do Cooper spur. Strip clubs will probably not be part of the trip since unless my gf wants to tag along. I have heard of a vegan strip club that sounded very portlandia.
 
[tag=146110]@Chubz.[/tag] has some good ideas. If you have the time, go drive the coast, check out Tillamook, Cannon Beach, Astoria(where they filmed parts of the Goonies movie) go across the bridge to Long Beach, WA and you can drive out on the sand to the water in your car(You can do all of this in a day from Mt Hood, but it would be a long day). Or you can just stick around Portland(hour away from Hood), it is a cool city, there are reasons it draws all the weirdness.lol
 
If you go to Canon beach, you have to go to castaways. Its mad expensive but its straight gas
 
Sounds like ill be heading out to the coast for sure. Are there any good camping spots that I should hit up?
 
14046150:Rad_Lad said:
Sounds like ill be heading out to the coast for sure. Are there any good camping spots that I should hit up?

Do you know exactly what part of the coast you are going to? Cannon beach has a few campgrounds around the area but they are pay to stay, average $40/night, yes even tent camping but you usually have running water and showers with them. You will probably want to reserve a spot if you want to do this, believe me, it is busy this time of year. If you want to camp close to the ocean, I would recommend going up into Washington(about an hour from Cannon) by Long Beach and you can find some areas there.
 
14045772:CLQ said:
The strip clubs in Portland are amazing. Some would say the best in the US

So I know this is 5 months old but I was in portland last summer and even the drive up coffee huts have strippers. Like, when I saw the sign for bikini barista I was thinking dutch bros in swim wear, but I got some thottie in pasties and a g string straight up showin me her bootyhole just for droppin $4.75 on an americano. What a wild fuckin place
 
14085929:Biffbarf said:
So I know this is 5 months old but I was in portland last summer and even the drive up coffee huts have strippers. Like, when I saw the sign for bikini barista I was thinking dutch bros in swim wear, but I got some thottie in pasties and a g string straight up showin me her bootyhole just for droppin $4.75 on an americano. What a wild fuckin place

That sounds like my kinda place!
 
14085929:Biffbarf said:
So I know this is 5 months old but I was in portland last summer and even the drive up coffee huts have strippers. Like, when I saw the sign for bikini barista I was thinking dutch bros in swim wear, but I got some thottie in pasties and a g string straight up showin me her bootyhole just for droppin $4.75 on an americano. What a wild fuckin place

Good times here in Portland!
 
14085929:Biffbarf said:
So I know this is 5 months old but I was in portland last summer and even the drive up coffee huts have strippers. Like, when I saw the sign for bikini barista I was thinking dutch bros in swim wear, but I got some thottie in pasties and a g string straight up showin me her bootyhole just for droppin $4.75 on an americano. What a wild fuckin place

Fuck I missed out when I visited Portland last April
 
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