MR. Zionsville!

[skogenjake]

ok my school has a talent show for guys. like a pagent. like Mr. Northstar on that MTV show Made....well fuck im in it, and i dont know what my 3 min. talent should be.

i was thinking singing something, since i used to have a band

maybe doing some funny ventriloquism, becuase i dont know how to do it and could make it corny funny.

no magic, some kid did that last year.

ANY IDEAS????????

 

[skogenjake]

whoa fuck. no one?

 

[C-Burg]

dude that is coming up quick you better hurry, but you should totally sing something funny

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

do something no one has done before heh.

 

[.John.]

see how many dicks you can fit up your butt

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

awww i was gonna say how good u are at butt secks

but seriously do like a really funny dance or song from a movie, ex: 40 y/o virgin ending, afternoon delight, napoleon dynamite dance. shit like that always wins at my school.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

Grass skirt, coconut bikini, jimmy buffett. That's all you need.

 

[C-Burg]

damn straight, jake do this

 

[steevner]

majik show. Stand on stage, announce your onna dissappear, signal someone to close the curtains (make it blatently obvious) run off stage loudly when curtains are closed, fall for more effect. Open curtains, and you're gone!

 

[ECGove]

haha you'd definatly win

 

[skogenjake]

yeah man first practice tonite.

for those that helped, thanks.

for those that werent nice, ask yourself why you did it? then think about why you are the awkward kid in class who is afraid of semester because you dont know anyone and dont know where to sit at lunch.

 

[skogenjake]

unless you are in college. then just ask yourself why you are picking on high school kids on a ski website. ns should be peaceful.

last year when snow lip synched grills, it was terrible, so i dont think i want to lip synch anything. singing is serious, and im not a serious person and rather do some comedy. buffett...well i can see it for like a minute, but for 3?

 

[.John.]

I was just kidding Jake.

ask yourself, does your popped collar and all your classy shit really make you feel good about yourself?

 

[gnustreetfool]

rap battle some one

 

[TonyTheTiger]

Sing the pokemon theme song

 

[StevenSegal]

scene from waynes world, teachers will give props bc its there generation

 

[Casey]

what kind of school do you go to? All-the-teachers-are-5-years-older-than-the-students high?

 

[skogenjake]

im glad, because you've been getting progressivly more negative man!

and i dont pop it, i never did. i tried once, my mom said it looked like i was "trying too hard".

im doing the ventriloquism

 

[Ceru]

bring a big starting ramp on stage with carpet on it, a grind a rail and do some cool tricks on it. people will be like woah

 

[steezymcneezy]

Haha yeah man. and do like a desk gap, and have some of your friends slingshot you. and jib some tables...I'd watch.