Have you met the people in Oklahoma? Not saying that they are retarded, just mentally challenged. They vote completely on who they think likes god more. I lived there for a summer, OK city is the best place in the state to be though.
And a lot more than porn is illegal, selling cold beer, selling anything but alcohol at liquor stores, having happy hours at bars, being gay, being a non-douche bag, etc.
The girls are kind of hot though, from far away, they wear way too much makeup and all have bleached blond hair, and they are shallow, stupid, and get fat around 23.