well you see, moving to nyc was your first mistake, the people talk funny, and they all have whack style, did i mention that the people are hella mean and wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire, they would let you burn into a smoldering corpse, but i guess thats what you get for wanting to have sex with richard simmons and his monkey butler, you cant have your cake and eat it too, although you can have some dudes dick in your mouth blow a load.