Movie Quotes

teneighty_skier22

teneighty_skier22

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Let's hear 'em? Favoritte movie quotes.

Some of mine...

'How do you explain school to a higher intellegence?' - E.T.

'Best 10 seconds of my life, EVER' - Van Wilder

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Dave Likes Kittens.

Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
Wofting, Wofting! Ooh, everyone loves their own brand! Let's smell it. Aww. Y'know when you run up and down the flats and say ' Christ! What are they cooking? ' That plus crap! Ooh. Smells like hot sick on a dead donkey! - Austin Powers in Goldmember

me and mike (adrenaline) have pretty much a whole AIM conversation of goldmember quotes i will save it, and if you want to see it, just let me know on here

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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot

im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
You can basically take the entire script from The Army of Darkness and you'd have the best movie quotes of all time, for example...

'Pal, you ain't leadin nothin but Jack and Shit right now... and Jack just left town'

'If one of you primates even so much as TOUCHES me...' *BAM* (shoots monster w/ shotgun)

'Hey... She bitch... Lets go'

'Hail to the King. Baby'

'Shop Smart, shop S-Mart!'

Basically the movie is a campy Horror flick starring Bruce Campbell. It's a continuation of the Evil Dead series of films. Its a cult fuckin classic though.

-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
 
'Sol, i thought you said Tyrone was a getaway driver.'

'yeah, he is.'

'What the FUCK can 'e get 'way from!?'

Snatch has too many good quotes, just like Full Metal Jacket.

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
haha, you're so right Andy, Evil dead 1 and 2 and Army of Darkness just rock the house, way to go Sam Raimi, haha, wikkid mint.

Gimmie some sugar baby

Alright you primative screwheads, listen up. This is my BOOMstick! It's a 12 gauge remington, It's got a maple stock and a colbolt blue barral. and can be found in the sporting goods department. Retails for 129-95. Shop Smart, shop S-Mart, YOU GOT THAT!!!

HAHA, I love it

Hey she bitch, come get some

You know, I coulda stayed, I coulda been king, but in my own way, I am king...Hail to the king baby!!

KLUTOO!! VERATA!!! NICH....uhhh,

I said the words, sorta....more or less.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Ah such a great movie.

Oooooh, but the best line of the whole movie was

'whoa....wrong book'

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHA

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
'that John Denver was full of shit' - dumb and dumber

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I'm of ideas for a signature any suggestions?

Just JIB It !!
 
'why are you listening to me? Haven't I made it abundantly clear throughout the tenure of our friendship that I dont know shit! Half the time im talkin out of my ass, or Stickin' my hand in it. -Brodie Bruce in Mallrats the greatest movie ever

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Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp His Ass.
 
'Lilo why are you late?'

'Todays thursday and every thursday I give Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwhich to this week we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him and she said Tuna! Do you know what Tuna is?

'Fish??'

'Fish, I can't give Pudge tuna.. Id be abominashion. So I had to go to the store to buy peanut butter.'

'Lilo why is this so important?'

'Pudge controls the weather!'

Disney's Lilo and Stich!!!!

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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
'Sir'

'Sir what? YOU YOU JUST ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!!'

Full Metal Jacket

'Mao, gungso mao'

The Deer Hunter

 
More from Full Metal Jacket:

Drill Instructor: You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew

your head and shit down your neck!

Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?

Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!

Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit

that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of

you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown

stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell

are you from anyway, private?

Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!

Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come

from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to

me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?

Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!

Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a

person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to

give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Drill Instructor: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles.

You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only

pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol'

Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!

You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you

will be faithful!

Joker: How can you shoot women and children?

Gunner: Easy... you just don't lead 'em so much.

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
'gee loyd i dunno, the rench are assholes'

dumb and dumber

pretty much anything from dumb and dumber

'ace ventura-whats equentsuocha mean

wachati prince-equentsuocha mean white devil

wachutu shaman-EQUENTSUOCHA EQUENTSUOCHA!

wachati prince-wachutu shaman say...

ace-waaiit..lemmme guess..white devil white devil?

wachati prince-YES YOU SPEAK WACHUTU!'

girls dont fart...only skeevy stoners fart

~jay and silent bob~

anything from those movies are good

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
Dude, we gotta save the babes!! - Bill & Ted

Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude, dude, DUDE! - Basketball, haha, funniest movie ever.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
Thats okay Douglas. I'm trying to change my image too. Vinnie from SM3. I laughed so hard when i saw that.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
'oh, samsonite, i was way off!'

-dumb and dumber

'Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?...Would you like to?'

-Mini me in Goldmember

 
i liike the fresh prince. he raps happy

undercover brother

so big gulps. right ..........well see ya later

dumb and dumber

AMA-RIP
 
Hey, are u circumcized----> from Ginger World

'the man that walks through the airport turminal sideways is going to Bangkok'

 
Mr. Brown ''...DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK.''

Mr.Blue: ''How many dicks is that?''

Mr. Pink: ''ALOT.''

Okay not that great, but, uhhh... BLA! ON YOUZE!!!!

''Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?''

'''Cause you're a faggot.''

''They don't know shit, cause you're cool, cool like fucking Beretta.''

Haha, narq.

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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb
 
i feel the need.. the need for speed. OWW!- top gun

'um. yeah um. uh..woah' -me talking to mike 2 nights ago.
 
'I have a problem..' Dave Chapelle

'Thats ok let us hear it..' Crowd

'I'm addicted to marjiunna' Dave Chapelle

'WHAT!! Mariunna's not a drug... I used to suck dick for coke... You ever suck dick for marjiunna.. I didn't think so..' Bob Sagat

-- Half Baked

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
''perhaps you are being led around by your short sword''- beverly hills ninja

''did you call them?' david spade

'yea' chris farley

'you did? what number did you call?'

'ahh, err 1-2-6-3- niner..8...'

'oh sorry I couldnt hear you.. your voice was trailing off..and did i catch a niner in there? were you calling from a walkie talkie?'

'no it was cordless..'

-tommy boy

I know thats not exact but close enough..

'I PUT MY KNEE ON HIS TESTICLES!!'

'god made adam and eve, not adam and steve. down with buttsex.'

-i_am_retarded

'yeah my knowledge of skiing is increasing..like i know that this guy smokes marijuana cigarettes excessively'

-snowboarder friend, while watching mikaels section
 
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