Most Stupid Fucking Toy - the Swing Wing

marc_sncl

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what a great way to spend your time

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imagine getting that shit for christmas.

oh it's a.... swing wing? fucking santa what the hell am i going to do with this?
 
"It has been speculated that the toy was recalled due to injury suffered in the neck's of children caused by the continual jerking motions required to use the toy"
 
I feel like I should put a gun to my head in a meager attempt to blow that image out of my brain.

Jokes.

But, on a serious note - That was lame as fuck.
 
^I agree

i just cant comprehend what the fuck is going through peoples heads, like seriously. Just think of the people that make the background music for that kind of shit
 
Those kids look like they would have fun playing with LOG. "It's log it's log it's big it's heavy it's wood. It's log it's log it's better than bad it's good."-Wren and Stimpy
 
If everyone wore those at OzzFest, the sheer wind-power created by all of the metal-heads headbanging with their "Swing Wings" on could be channeled into pure electricity by a giant windmill.

The amount of energy generated by the massive torrents of air would be enough to power the entire world.

I think I just solved the energy crisis.
 
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