Most Ridiculous Rap lyrics

[shotvet]

"i got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, i got blood on my dick cause i f**ked a corpse, CMON" - DMX, Bring Your Whole Crew

What are your favorites??

 

[Spagett+]

"Yo yo yo, my name is Op's mom, when I get home I'm gunna ground him from NS for real long."

-OP's mom

 

[arnie_grape]

all the songs that rhyme nigga with nigga, and bitch with bitch

 

[SammyDubz]

"My wrist deserve a shout out I'm like what up wrist...my stove deserve a shout out I'm like what up stove"

or something along those lines. 2 chainz maybe?

 

[Stinging_Roger]

Anything that Gucci Mane has ever said

 

[270on420out]

"Bitch real Gs move in silence like lasagna"

 

[NewEscuelers]

"Whole clique of registered sex offenders"- Jedi Mind (Young Zee)

 

[chodo]

"I fuck nonstop, lick my lips a lot, used to lick the clits a lot, But lickin' clits had to stop

'Cause y'all don't know how to act when the tongue go down below, Peep the funk flow, really though, I got the cleanest meanest penis, ya never seen this stroke of genius, So take off your Tim boots and your bodysuit, I mean the spandex and hit my man next"

- Biggie

pretty much all of "One More Chance" is ridiculous

 

[theabortionator]

Eminem - Stan

and

Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil

come to mind. Actually eminem has other more fucked up shit, but stan is a solid song with a flowing but fucked up story.

 

[Daph]

She got a big booty so I call her big booty

 

[S.J.W]

"you claim to be a player but I fucked your wife"-, not that creative or anything. It's just brutal because it's true.

 

[stinky_cheese]

 

[CHORIZO]

"Got diarrhea flow, now I shit on niggas Even when I'm constipated I still shit on niggas"

young jeezy is just nasty

 

[messplay]

The sun is here

Cover your eyes

All my attributes is dangerous

My moustache is murderous

My hipbone'll send your clique home with they ribs blown back and they wigs sewn to they six pack

Cartilage in a gift wrap

My cartridges click clack

And leave you and your bitch clapped

Now ya bitch ass need a neck brace with a chin strap

 

[messplay]

The sun is here

Cover your eyes

All my attributes is dangerous

My moustache is murderous

My hipbone'll send your clique home with they ribs blown back and they wigs sewn to they six pack

Cartilage in a gift wrap

My cartridges click clack

And leave you and your bitch clapped

Now ya bitch ass need a neck brace with a chin strap

 

[judmaster77]

Bill Cosby on my couch out in Nashville

Long couch painted orange on the cornfields

High fructose concentrated purple spill

She was grabbin' on my schlong doing handstands -riff raff

 

[270on420out]

"If I don't like that hoe I turn her ass into a Frisbee

If I don't like your diss I turn that hoe into a Frisbee"

-2 Chainz

 

[shotvet]

Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil

this is such a dark song

 

[bait]

Straight out the fucking dungeons of rap, where fake niggas dont make it back- Nas NY state of mind.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

Eminem - Stan

and

Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil

come to mind. Actually eminem has other more fucked up shit, but stan is a solid song with a flowing but fucked up story.

this is such a dark song

he's like dark/deep rap for white kids who aren't actually fans of rap at all.

 

[Deforestation]

"Bitch real Gs move in silence like lasagna"

came 2 say dis

 

[Lukegnar]

light a joint, spliff it if your classy -chance

 

[whoa-dere]

ima put my thumb in her butt

 

[iSmokeweed]

she had a big booty so called her big booy

 

[JakeBarrett]

dick so big its like a foot is in your mouth

 

[Lonely]

Don't drop that thun thun thun don't drop that thun thun thun ayyy

 

[shotvet]

make nut come out yo nose, fall on all yo clothes - ying yang twins

 

[stinkypinky]

I don't charge by the inch I charge by the foot

Think I'm lyin', bitch? Here take a look

100% USDA Grade A beef - here's my card call me

AMG, BItch Betta Have My Money

 

[GayWolf420]

"Should have been a hooper, shot more jump shots than cupid. Should I monster truck or should I candy coupe it?"

"All I ever wanted was to buy Versace island. Candy coat the jet with two naked lady pilots."

 

[theBearJew]

SOUND THE HORN!!! WOOOOHHHHHAAAAA WOOOOOAAAAAAHHAHHHHH.

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

Your moms got no legs, her nickname is no legs, looked in the fridge and we got no eggs.

Can't remember the song but it's 3 loco. Parody group. Still better than chief keef.

 

[whoa-dere]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAKxDbYlXmA/?taken-by=daquan

 

[theabortionator]

he's like dark/deep rap for white kids who aren't actually fans of rap at all.

Yeah, just a white kid who doesn't like rap. Never seen any hip hop acts. Some of my most played artists definitely aren't erik b and rakim, a tribe called quest, etc.

I definitely know nothing about hip hop and only listen to shitty over produced party rap on the radio.

Also it's not even a race thing with hip hop, there are a shit ton of black people listening to horrible rap these days as well. It's not really a race thing just a taste thing, and I prefer classic 90's, late 80's.

Just sayin.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

Yeah, just a white kid who doesn't like rap. Never seen any hip hop acts. Some of my most played artists definitely aren't erik b and rakim, a tribe called quest, etc.

I definitely know nothing about hip hop and only listen to shitty over produced party rap on the radio.

Also it's not even a race thing with hip hop, there are a shit ton of black people listening to horrible rap these days as well. It's not really a race thing just a taste thing, and I prefer classic 90's, late 80's.

Just sayin.

If you listen to Immortal Technique, you're a rap noob. Congrats on being a fan of hip-hop's stalest era. As are most white boy rap "fans".

 

[theabortionator]

If you listen to Immortal Technique, you're a rap noob. Congrats on being a fan of hip-hop's stalest era. As are most white boy rap "fans".

Lolz. Nice try, but it's pretty hard to rile me up.

Big WHITE smiles

YOLO

#intranetz

 

[CrotchKiller]

If you listen to Immortal Technique, you're a rap noob. Congrats on being a fan of hip-hop's stalest era. As are most white boy rap "fans".

"My opinion about music is more valid than your opinion about music"

 

[cbj]

"Like imagination during masturbation,

Fuck what you think, what the fuck did you think?

The day your opinions can cut me a cheque,

That'll be the day I give a fuck what you think."

-Crooked I

"I only make classics, what that take? timing.

Cole under pressure, what that make? Diamonds."

-J Cole

 

[whoa-dere]

I prefer classic 90's, late 80's.

Just sayin.

rap is in a good state right now. travis scott, young thug and future are killing it. get with the times

 

[Brocka_Flocka]

I'm in the kitchen, yams everywhere.

 

[TinyTigers]

Walked into the church and let my mothafuckin gun spray

Pissed the fuck off cause chick fil a's closed on sundays

- Celph Titled

I stay high like giraffe pussy

- Gucci

Royce's whole bar exam 3 mixtape is pretty ridiculous too.

 

[Lbird]

Back in high school I swore i'd never be a trashman

But these stanky niggas got me takin out the trash, man.

-Left Brain

 

[_____alfredo____]

You so full of shit, shut your mouth and let your ass talk

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

"My opinion about music is more valid than your opinion about music"

considering i'm black, yes, I have a much better taste in hip-hop thanks to my rapper genetics.

 

[Pozzy]

Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut

crashin' while jackin' off

to bufferin' vids of Asher Roth

eatin' apple sauce

Sent to Earth to poke Catholics

in the ass with saws

And knock blunt ashes into their caskets

and laugh it off

-Earl sweatshirt, wrote when he was 15. He has many more, this one is pretty insane tho

 

[addie.]

had my heart broken by this woman named Tammy

but hoes gon' be hoes, so I couldn't blame Tammy

what

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

considering i'm black, yes, I have a much better taste in hip-hop thanks to my rapper genetics.

Fuck off you're barely even brown.

 

[hoodratz47]

"Still riding clean get my cheese and get my dick sucked".

" good Googley moogley that thing is juicy"

 

[JakeBarrett]

If we're talking ridiculous as in ridiculously great, Earl Sweatshirt takes the cake IMO. /claim

 

[Krotchs_Brother]

"She don wanna swallow so I put it on her neck"

"Count a hundred want a hundred more, that's hunger

Yeah baby, Thugger Thugger hungry, yes I'm hungry

Young Thugger got the munchies"

"Run up I swear to god I want tears from your mother

Fuck nigga tripping, I'll get prison and fuck your father"

Just some of Young Thug's greatest works

 

[humpty]

More amazing than ridiculous

AZ- Yo Dunn, before the sun set call connect get all the tech’s

I’m vexed, this nigga soft as sex, lost respect, let’s off his neck

My calibre, got me thinkin on a higher algebra

See me I’m just as foul as ya but you ain’t got no style in ya

I’m into bigger cheddar, G’s and better, Armarett-ah’s

Armani sweaters, plus these crabs could never dead us

Nas-Through the lights cameras and action, glamour glitters and gold

I unfold the scroll, plant seeds to stampede the globe

When I’m deceased, by then the beast arise like yeast

To conquer peace leaving savages to roam in the streets

Big L-Big L be lightin' niggas like incense

Gettin' men lynched to win tits

I'm killin' infants for ten cents

Cause I'm a street genius with a unique penis

Got fly chicks on my dick that don't even speak English

I could go on forever

 

[michiskier23]

"I said I might retire, but y'all know I be high" - Lil Wayne

or really almost everything he says