Most pain you felt

Probably getting hit in the nuts with a ladle which fucking killed, or getting kicked in the face with a boot.
 
i dont know how to explain it properly but having sex, and then going at it really fast when all of a sudden the guy slips out and it hurts like a bitch for both people.
 
i dislocated the largest metatarcil in my foot so it went from horizontal to close to vertical and my foot had a huge bump on the top and bottom where the bone was. it was so horrible looking at my foot and knowing it is totally fucked.
 
ive been in a roll over accident. most pain ive ever felt, it was so quick and unexplainable. i was sleeping at the time so i wasnt probably buckled in. you havent experienced shit until you experienced rolling in a car with people panicing. glass breaking. i remember trying to crawl out of my flipped car i had to bust a window and i immediately collapsed. couldnt walk for a week.
 
one time when i was skateboarding i was olling a gap between two driveways and the board when straight up and down and i came down right on my nights on the dip from like 10 ft and the board hit the concrete. My nuts were bleeding and they were black and blue for two months

bouncing on the trampoline and my brother launched me super high and came down on my calfs right on the metal and couldn't walk for two days

accidentally stuck a knife into my leg 2-3 cm when pretending to stab mexicans and it hurt like a bitch

sledding in driveway and the sled hit the concrete and i went flying and tore off all the skin on my face because i skidded across the concrete on my face. my whole face was a giant scab
 
hahahaha i forgot about your good stories, or that time your dad made you eat dinner before bringing you to the hospital
 
backflipping off a tramp not knowing that your momentum will carry you off the tramp.....i went like 15 feet to flat, not to mention i was getting double bounced.....knocked my chin on my knee....hurt so bad
 
scenario numero 1: i was waxing my rail to skate on , and it was wood with metal on the edges so the wood was all sketchy and when i was waxing, i came down on a piece sticking out just so, and i got a piece of wood about and inch long and an 1/8 of an inch wide and tall up under my fingernail completely, the splinter went up to my first knuckle in my finger, then at the hospital the doctor got the numbing shit and stuck the needle entirely though my finger and was squirting on to my leg

number2:

i am a diver, and i was doing some dive i cant remember but it required me to tuck really hard to complete teh flip so i tucked quick and ended up kneeing myself in the face at full force and proceeeded to cut the shit out of my knee thanks to braces and ruin my lips and nose
 
probly this year. i was on top of a maybe 25 foot cliff, not that big, and thought the landing looked prime, i went off, and caught my skis on a rock so i went off on my side. i landed on my ass, and there was literally an inch of snow on top of a very sharp, jagged rock, which cut throughy my skis pants and everything and cut open my leg. or getting my fingers caught in the car door
 
breaking my wrist and sitting around for two weeks cause my dumbfuck parents woldnt let me go to the er and i can only take childrens CHILDRENS! tylenonl cause that other shit will kill me :( o and having a stick go into the bone fo my hand at 35 mph hurt pretty bad too
 
Last season I tore my meniscus-that hurt pretty bad.

Also my freshmen year of highschool, first season of x-country, I had a stress fracture in my femur, and I was dumb and kept running on it. I had a good race at our championships but it hurt so bad afterwards that I couldn't walk.
 
being ran over twice and parked on takes the cake for most intense pain but having compressed verts is really painful but more in a long term way
 
i was at vail skiing in the trees and i fucked up and fell and hit a tree. my stomach wrapped around the tree when i hit. it knocked the wind out of me and i was laying on the ground trying to breath, it took like 5-10 minutes before getting up. and when i finally got up it hurt so bad that i thought i ruptured something. i wasnt going slow in the trees either, being a dumb and hauling ass through them.
 
pissing with a catheter while you have a blatter infection after spinal surgery

mind numbing pain, no drug could subside
 
i broke my collar bone, but it wasnt too bad, but like a month later while it was still healing i was getting super pissed because i couldnt shoot a basket ball with one arm from the three point line, so when i got really mad i used both hands and completly shattered my collar bone into like 14 peices, hurt soooooooo bad.

that or, when i was sliding down this little hill of ice on our school play ground (this was when i was like 10) the ice ended and i kept going while slidding on my knee's. This completly tore all the skin of my knee caps so you could actually see the knee caps. My snow pants were pooring with blood, it hurt a lot
 
one time i was at this road race, and while we were waiting for the awards(in a gym), my friend got down on his hands and knees and i dunked off his back. except i grabbed the rib, swung and let go completley sideways. i was surprised i didnt break anything, but i was sore for like a week. it was funny tho, becuase everyone in the whole place gasped at the same time
 
having the car door completely close on my finger. that was 3 years ago and my nail is still all weird from it
 
that happend to my index middle and ring fingers. i had my tips on the side of the door when I shut it and the metal was lifted up a little where its folded in so it caught my fingers when my dad hit the door shut and my fingers were shut with the door. Then my fingers were stuck in the door for a could seconds until my dad finaly got the door back open. needless to say i lost all my fingernails a couple days later which is the weirdest feeling
 
bee sting on the eyelid kinda hurt

i had one of those toys thats a bunch of needles and u put ure hand in it and it makes the impression of ure hand, and i put it on my face and tripped doewn the stairs
 
haha i was stung inside of my mouth once. i was running with my mouth open and a bee some how got in it and flipped out. it stung me on my right gum. hurt like a bitch..
 
i snapped my right leg completely in half.

i could see the rest of my leg and foot dangling.. luckily, no skin tore or ligaments were cut.
 
when i was learning to surf i nose dived and went face first into the sand and broke my nose and heard all the bones in my neck crack..it scared me more than it hurt

and when i was taking my boat out of the water my grandpap was winding her in and i and i was holding the belt so it would go in in straight and my grandpap wound my thumb through the gears...put two giant holes in my nail and my thumb was crushed
 
i think u meen labrum, i just got an MRI for mine, i may have a torn labrum, i think it may have happened either falling skiing, or lifitng. I play baseball, and my coach said to me if i need surgery it can wait until summer, and to just pop some advils and play through the pain. Im waiting for my MRI results, should get them back soon, but yeah the pain is terrible, could barely lift my arm for a while, kills when i throw.
 
probebly getting a cathiter stuck up my dick when i had blood clots in my bladder and i couldnt pee and i had to go to th hospital and they stuck it up without using any knumbing gel. yeah that wasnt fun.
 
umm i tried to bananas and sprite thing...that really sucked...i ate 3 bananas in about 1 minute and chugged 2 litres of sprite....bad choice.nothing happened.it was all supposed to come out but it didnt.it just made this rock solid ball of bananas that was giving me the most painful jabbing pains of my life.it felt like people were stabbing knives into me and i could move.i just twitched on the ground for about 20 minutes because the pain was too intense to move.it was so gay....i waited for 6 hours to puke and i never did.not doin that again
 
short term pain-

when i was like 9 i chopped myself in the leg with a hatchet.

some bad bad skating falls

overshooting a jump to my back

long term

dry socket-i couldnt sleep for like 2 days till i was able to return to the dentist
 
acl, mcl, lcl, meniscus, fractured femoral condoyle, and tibial plateau in my knee. ALL AT ONCE. I cant describe the pain. even thinking about it now makes me feel sick to my stomach.

then the surgery itself was ok but then I kept throwing up and couldnt keep any painkillers down for 2 days right after. and then when I stood up to go to the bathroom and all the blood rushed down my leg and into my knee was not so fun either.

All of that is tied with when I had e-coli and it felt like my whole stomach and insides were rotting. Which, essentially, they were. apparently I was telling the nurses that I wanted to die, but I dont remember because I was so out of it.
 
When I was way younger i was in the woods by myself and i fell off a tree that fell down and my leg got caught in a V part of a tree and I hung upside for a long ass time till my dad saw me. It hurt and it sucked  cus i could see my dad driving down the street but he couldnt here me.

didnt hurt as much as the time i was running trhough this bamboo section of wood and i tripped and a bambo chute was sticking up and it cut my neck and cut my attached part of my earlobe off.

I was wasted one night standing on a hill near a busy road, i was standing on the guard rail when i blacked out and fell down a hill into the road, woke up with cars coming my way, khakis ripped upto  my knee, when i got home my pants were red at the bottom, hurt alot more the next day, been years and i still have the scar, probably more things but im dumb and probably picking out the pussy shit

 
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