Most bad ass dude!

Sameul L Jackson, after watching pulp fiction i nearly shot my self in the face from an OD of badass'ness
 
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bears is a bitch, he got caught sleeping in hotels on his show
 
and then spent the night in a cozy hotel and read a book entitled 'how to pose as a hardcore outdoorsy survivor guy'
 
And then he climbed to the summit of Mt. Everest (Youngest Brit to do so), and crossed the artic sea in an inflatable raft (not on his T.V. show, but all proven accomplishments).
 
one of the survival experts he was with told him how to get out of quicksand?

wow... tuff...
 
You're saying a guy that cuts off dead rotting zebra and eats it isn't bad ass? You're saying a guy that kills a fucking bunny by throwing a stick isn't bad ass? You're saying a guy that squeezes water out of a hunk of elephant shit isn't bad ass?
 
you are very naive. it may look cool, but what makes you really think this guy is all by himself doing this shit.

real reality tv, tchya right.
 
oops, didnt see the rest.

but still, the rest are just him eating (and drinking) gross shit.
 
that bunny kill was fucking sweat! one of my favorite parts.

bear has also walked near wild lions, fished with a bow and arrow, and ate right off a dead zebra. now that's bad ass.
 
bear doesn't go out in crazy deserted places and pick up/piss off on purpose/feed/tag/shove his thumb up the butthole of crazy ass/venomous/man-eating animals.

and bear doesn't really do anything to help the world like steve does.
 
anyone who jumps out of an airplane/hot air baloon into dangerous environments and then drinks his own pee/kills a bunny with a stick/drinks elephant shit water/ builds a raft and goes out to sea is hardcore and there is no disputing that
 
im not saying hes a pansy or anything, he is definatly in the top 5, im just saying hes not the "most bas ass dude"
 
Well fiction/non-fiction aside... it's definitely Jack Bauer.

Bear and Chuck Norris didn't spend years in a Chinese torture facility, save the country 349677579829 times, killed their own brother, and sigle-handed ly prevent WWIII.

But yeah Bear is sick.

 
Exactly, you can't fake that shit. And also to the analbutthole chick Bear Grylls eats/drinks anything to survive and if you watch Survivorman he barely ever catches anything to eat himself, Bear is a true survivor.
 
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