Most awkward experience you've had recently

[El.Guapo]

Title is pretty sell explanatory

for me I think a few days ago I was really baked and I had some pop tarts, I decided to have my friend pop the hood and I tried to cook my pop tarts between his heat shield and the engine block. Then a cop pulled up to ask if we needed help and I had to explain I was trying to cook some pop tarts on the engine..

Also I saw my girlfriends parents in the checkout line at Costco while I was holding one of those Durex pleasure packs with 60 condoms. Painfully awkward.

 

[Olimar]

I lost it at the first story. Wish I could contribute but I dont think any of my stories will stand up to that one.

 

[El.Guapo]

I lost it at the first story. Wish I could contribute but I dont think any of my stories will stand up to that one.

Honestly I was surprised he didn't do a field sobriety test.. I could tell he was fucking with me though.. must have been pretty funny for him.

 

[connecticunt]

Went to a party one night after working with young kids all day. Got a lil drunk and I met a guy with the same name as one of the kids I was with that was only about two and a half. I proceed to say "that's so cool! I had a baby named JJ today!"

Didn't realize until much later why he looked so freaked out and then avoided me for the rest of the night. Whoops.

 

[SupremeDeity]

>Long-term gf just broke up with me

>At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together

>notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time

>smile at her and wave a little

>go back to staring at my coffee

>lock up to see her sitting next to me

>asks me what’s wrong

>little reluctant, think it’s a trick

>It isn’t

>feelsgoodman.jpg

>she was dumped recently too

>accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking

>start to get hard

>feel a hand run up my leg

>see her breathing a bit hard

>asks if I like what I see

>guide her hand to my zipper

>she unzips my fanny pack by mistake

>spaghetti falls out

>try to clean it up with my sock

>start to cry

>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt

>smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me

>mfw she said no

 

[Kreech]

A few years ago when I was a junior in hs my friend had this girl he'd been hooking up with regularly. They hadn't banged yet and he was still a virgin but he had been talking to her about it and she was down. So the day came when they were gonna get to it and he and the girl and a few other friends and I were all at this local burger joint and we were gonna go back to his neighborhood. He was gonna go back to his house with the girl and me and the rest of the people we were with were gonna go to a nearby friends house and they'd meet up with us later. As we were going to leave the burger place, he and I and one other guy get in my car (multiple cars were taken) and the first thing I said to him was "are you going to fuck ____?" And he says "honestly, 3/4 of the reason I want to bang her at all is to lose my virginity before Charlie (one of our other friends)." Right after he says it we hear "WHAAAATTT?!?!?" from the back seat. She had gotten in my car and we didn't realize it; she had driven to the burger place in another car. She had heard the entire thing. We proceeded to make the entire 20 minute drive back to his place in complete silence. It was pretty fucking uncomfortable.

 

[El.Guapo]

A few years ago when I was a junior in hs my friend had this girl he'd been hooking up with regularly. They hadn't banged yet and he was still a virgin but he had been talking to her about it and she was down. So the day came when they were gonna get to it and he and the girl and a few other friends and I were all at this local burger joint and we were gonna go back to his neighborhood. He was gonna go back to his house with the girl and me and the rest of the people we were with were gonna go to a nearby friends house and they'd meet up with us later. As we were going to leave the burger place, he and I and one other guy get in my car (multiple cars were taken) and the first thing I said to him was "are you going to fuck ____?" And he says "honestly, 3/4 of the reason I want to bang her at all is to lose my virginity before Charlie (one of our other friends)." Right after he says it we hear "WHAAAATTT?!?!?" from the back seat. She had gotten in my car and we didn't realize it; she had driven to the burger place in another car. She had heard the entire thing. We proceeded to make the entire 20 minute drive back to his place in complete silence. It was pretty fucking uncomfortable.

Yikes

 

[GayWolf420]

rode up the chair with this homeboy on a snowboard that constantly kept saying how awesome he was. I thought he was joking at first, then I realized he was serious, and then I had a major overwhelming feeling of awkwardness and douche chills.

 

[Dobber]

>Long-term gf just broke up with me

>At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together

>notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time

>smile at her and wave a little

>go back to staring at my coffee

>lock up to see her sitting next to me

>asks me what’s wrong

>little reluctant, think it’s a trick

>It isn’t

>feelsgoodman.jpg

>she was dumped recently too

>accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking

>start to get hard

>feel a hand run up my leg

>see her breathing a bit hard

>asks if I like what I see

>guide her hand to my zipper

>she unzips my fanny pack by mistake

>spaghetti falls out

>try to clean it up with my sock

>start to cry

>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt

>smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me

>mfw she said no

Beautiful.

 

[Lavieille]

-My ex visited me at school and we banged.

-A week later I had sex with another girl, who left her ring on my desk.

-I texted random girl asking if it was her ring, she said no.

-During this winter break off from classes I brought home the ring

-I gave it to my ex (thinking she had left it). Turns out, it wasn't hers... it was really awkward when I gave it to her, even though we're not dating... she still has feelings for me :/

 

[spaceghostpurp]

you seem like a quality person.

 

[youngloaf]

drooling while trying to explain to my doctor that the pain meds he prescribed me are not a high enough dose

 

[CheesusChrist]

Yesterday we (chopped) were waiting in the lift line and the liftie was yelling "If you're alone, find a friend, preferably a girl if you're a guy." Then we got up to wait for the chair to hit our asses and he said "Maybe we should make a dating website so people can meet on chairlifts. [looks at my friend] How does that sound?" And my friend responded with "That would be delicious" and the liftie just stared at him silently and then the chair came and we left

 

[Wampire]

I was tickling this little kid that wasn't ticklish. He just sat there and looked at me

 

[arnie_grape]

playing drinking games with my friends and suddenly threw up all over the table and myself

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

when i went to momentum, one of the nights i was there all of the pros/coaches were having a party in the hotel room beside us. we were standing on the porch and so were they, passing drinks back and forth, pretty good night so far. Justin Dorey who i had as a coach that day looked at me and said "yo Riley whats up?". i was so fucking excited that a legend as big as him actually wanted to talk to me at a party. i say "Justin! not much man how about you?" he's like uhhhhh..... the whole porch went silent and looked at me. turns out he was actually talking to Riley Leboe and had no recollection of who i was.

so basically i made an ass of myself in front of a bunch of pro skiers, and at the time my idols.

 

[Lemuel]

Me trying to explain it will be more awkward than it actually was.