Mort vs Pro skiers

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Mort- so strong that skis break for no reason

Pro- weak. Skis never break

Mort- skis into ditches without any second thought

Pros- stay away from ditches cuz they’re scared

Mort- doesnt pay for new skis when they break

Pro- spends money on useless skis

Mort- has cousin the that is a lawyer

Pros- cousins probs aren’t lawyers

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Mort: has a grandma who sits around all day smoking cigarettes and will help him get new skis

Pros: don’t have grandmas
 
Mort: doesnt need new wave to get street cred. Also hates new wave.

Pros: shop at good will to try to fit in with new wave
 
I was going to do a thread sort of like this but Mort vs. Morty from Rick & Morty -

Mort: whiny lil bitch, makes grandma solve problems

Morty: whiny lil bitch, makes grandpa solve problems
 
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