Morning day ruiner :(

[SkeechyD]

so this morning i woke up to ski and got outa bed and stumbled around then stubbed my toe on the edge of my ski pulling up the big toe nail and ripping off skin.
i skied today but it hurts like a mother

 

[skiierman]

least you woke up and your skis were still there.

 

[The_Cube]

i have slept with my skis before, they broke the next week

 

[yourthemannowdog]

wow your skis are rough in bed i take it

 

[860media*]

i slept with this kids sister before. 1 word that comes to mind is wookie.

And yes i was drunk

 

[The_Cube]

u asshole, hes talkin about my sister

 

[1337]

maybe that was their way of saying that you weren't so go that night

 

[.jr]

ya shit.