MORMONS!

well... you see, it really depends on which mormons you happen to be talking about... are you talking about the true original mormon faith, or the ones that sprouted from mormonism and still call themselves mormons, but practice polygamy?

the polygamy ones are fuckin retarted, ever heard of this town called bountiful? its in bc, you should research it. but i dont care about the other ones.
 
i also live in utah and most of them are just weird so i tend to stay away from them as much as possible, also their laws are fucking shitty, and that is what pisses me off the most, theres absolutely no reason to make beer with 3.2% alcohol, if the fucking mormons arent drinking it, then why should they care about the alcohol content of beer, and thats just one of the stupid laws, you also have to be 19 to buy tobacco products, again mormons cant smoke so why should they make a shitty law like that, my english friend Ross put it best when he said, if SLC wasnt run by a bunch of twats, then it would be the whistler of america
 
this falls into one of two categories i never like to discuss. religion and politics. they both end up in fights between both parties involved. but since i'm already wasting valuable newschoolers bandwidth, my point of view is that anyone can believe whatever they want. As long as they aren't violent ufo gun toting violent people kinda thing. that's the beauty of this country. same with skis. you ski what you like, and i'll ski mine and we'll all be happy. that's all. carry on.
 
for sure, ive met a few mormons and its just kinda the fact that they are people just like you and me, they just happen to have a few diff believes about things. and for the record all of them that i have met were chill fuckers. i didnt notice anything "weird" or "mormony" about them. just regular people.
 
they are just nice people as far as I'm concerned. Most people who talk shit on them are either 12 years old or have never met lots. I moved to Utah two years ago and none of them have ever given me a problem. They can be a bit superficial, but who can't? Trying to making sweeping generalizations about races or religions never really works out.
 
there are sooooo many mormons at my school. Belmont (my town) has the only mormon temple from east of maryland in the whole damn US
 
every religion is a cult, they go hand in hand. except one is accepted and moderate while another is on the fringes of society.
 
Except Moromonism is a cult. Here are some interesting facts about Mormonism

1. Joseph Smith received his revelation to marry multiple wives because he wanted to bang his 16 year old housekeeper, which he did shortly later. He went on to marry 36 women, possibly 48.

2. Israelites came to America thousands of years ago. The Lamanites, the evil israelites, fought a war against the Nephites, the good israelites. God punished the lamanites by turning their skin blood red, creating Native Americans.

3. LDS church members today say that polygamy is "a sacred right, but not of this age." Basically they cannot condemn it, because that would mean condemning Joseph Smith. But they can't support it, because the only reason they became accepted is that they dropped polygamy. Many still practice it secretly.

4. Brigham Young, a Mormon prophet, said that committing a homosexual act or having sex with a member of the African race is an offense punishable by immediate death.

5. Mormons believe they can talk directly with God, and he will speak back to them. This has led to a lot of terrible things, like the kidnapping of Elizabeth Smart and murder of a mother and her infant daughter in Utah.

6. Upon death, Mormons believe that mormon men are transported into outer space, where they receive their own planet and become gods. When their wife/wives die, the husband must admit them into their planet, for only the husband knows the wife's secret name that can get her into heaven. Then the man and his wives populate the planet with "spirit babies." Seriously I am not making this shit up.

7. Black people are black because God cursed them to live in caves, somehow turning their skin black rather than white. Only recently have blacks or native americans been allowed to hold religious positions. Women are still barred from all leadership positions.

8. No one is supposed to be able to receive revelations from God except the president of the Mormon faith. As soon as the president dies, a new one is chosen, and magically receives the power to speak with God.

9. In the polygamist fundamentalist Mormon city of Colorado City, the town is ruled by the Prophet Uncle Rulon. Under Uncle Rulon's laws, no one may read newspapers, books, magazines, or watch TV. Women are married away around age 12 to men around the age of 40, and that night the man has sex with the 12 year old girl. Daughters or stepdaughters are frequently married to their fathers. One girl who managed to escape from the town says that girls are raped constantly. She was so upset after seeing her husband molest her daughter, she popped a bunch of pills and ran to her father. Her father comforted her, and then raped her.

10. Every single aspect of science contradicts the book of Mormon. There is no way any of the events in it took place.

11. The book of Mormon contradicts the bible in almost every way. They believe that Jesus was just a man, not the messiah, yet they still demand to be called Christians. The bible to them is only a supplement to the book of mormon. They are as much Christians as Jews are, but demand to be seen as Christians.

12. The Mormon church takes a 10 percent tithe from all members.

Read Under the Banner of Heaven for the dirt on this despicable religion. I am a liberal and very open-minded person, but this religion disgusts me.
 
they are nice people yes, but they happen to believe that none of us will make it to heaven, and that in all seriousness that they are superior to us if we dont practice their religion.
 
but dont most religions think so? if your not christian your going to hell? if you "dont accept god as your savior", your fucked in essence. just what the hell is the "right" religion becuase all of them say if you dont follow live their way, your wrong, then the other one says that about themsevles....religions messed up man and i dont fully get taht shit.
 
Not really monsieur dole^ most religions believe that they are the devine way, but you wont find any any christian priests having sermons completely shitting on buhddism or something...alot of mormons are super chill for sure, but its weird knowing that in the back of their head they think they are better than you
 
then why do we all get taught from when we are young'ns that if you dont accept jesus your not going to heaving but to hell? the preachers might not flat out say it, but its pretty much implied. bitch
 
your the bitch^ i went to catholic school for 8 fucking hellish years, and thats not what they teach you...dont get me wrong i fucking hate organized religion regardless of what form its in..i think catholocism is bullshit too, however mormonism is plain strange to me. Any religion that causes the highest suicidal rate in teenagers cant be good. These crazy mormon families put so much pressure on their kids, that they go and kill themselves..probably not healthy in my opinion
 
as soon as your raised from one side....i begin to doubt the opinion.not saying shit about you witt, just talking from my own views on shit. everyone should just go squeguee their third eye clean.
 
i agree man^ and i havent been raised from any side man...neither of my parents are religious whatsoever..religion has never been a part of my life..i just happened to go to a private middle school that was catholic..
 
actually no i havent...if you go to utah and read the newspaper, there are plenty of unexplained deaths of male teens...homosexuality is frowned upon like you wouldnt believe in that religion, as with many, and alot of kids cant handle that pressure...there is even this huge rock place that they had fenced off between pc and salt lake that a bunch of people have jumped off...
 
im not saying any bullshit from the internet is true, but i spent two months researching the religion in libraries, and reading alot of material on it for a utopia class, and there is alot more to it than most people know
 
haha i know...pretty much anyone from the state of utah could be an authority on this...i spent the summer there too and learned alot more about it...i have nothing against mormons, so if you are one than more power too you..im sorry that there is such a stigma to something that is a part of your life, but there is nothing wrong with me not agreeing with the fundementals of the beliefs you may or may not hold...
 
okay... i didnt really take the time to read through supachron's list there last time, but a few things just caught my eye.

1. Joseph Smith received his revelation to marry multiple wives because he wanted to bang his 16 year old housekeeper, which he did shortly later. He went on to marry 36 women, possibly 48.

source? ive never heard this in my life.

3. LDS church members today say that polygamy is "a sacred right, but not of this age." Basically they cannot condemn it, because that would mean condemning Joseph Smith. But they can't support it, because the only reason they became accepted is that they dropped polygamy. Many still practice it secretly.

anyone who practices polygamy is excommunicated. any polygamist groups arent members of the LDS church. and if youre going to go back 200 years and try to condemn a religion for its history, you had better be ready to condemn not only all of western religion, but also folks like abraham issac and moses.

4. Brigham Young, a Mormon prophet, said that committing a homosexual act or having sex with a member of the African race is an offense punishable by immediate death.

if this is chronicaled anywhere id love to know about it. again, source?

5. Mormons believe they can talk directly with God, and he will speak back to them. This has led to a lot of terrible things, like the kidnapping of Elizabeth Smart and murder of a mother and her infant daughter in Utah.

the dude who kidnapped eliz. smart was not a memeber of the LDS church. he may have been at some time in the past, but certainly isnt now. as far as talking to God is concerned... i think most religions believe in that. its called "prayer" maybe youve heard of it?

6. Upon death, Mormons believe that mormon men are transported into outer space, where they receive their own planet and become gods. When their wife/wives die, the husband must admit them into their planet, for only the husband knows the wife's secret name that can get her into heaven. Then the man and his wives populate the planet with "spirit babies." Seriously I am not making this shit up.

seriously, youre making this shit up.

7. Black people are black because God cursed them to live in caves, somehow turning their skin black rather than white.

????????????? nope. drawing a total blank on this one.

as far as the women and leadership are concerned... again, youre going to have to take this gripe up with the majority of organized christianity.

8. No one is supposed to be able to receive revelations from God except the president of the Mormon faith. As soon as the president dies, a new one is chosen, and magically receives the power to speak with God.

prophecy is a basic tenet of the biblical chritianity. if you believe in the bible, (im assuming you dont, so this is for the ones who might) then there should be no problem with this...

altough it should be noted that youve contradicted yourself here. can only the president of the church talk to God, or can anyone? youve said both things. make up your mind.

9. In the polygamist fundamentalist Mormon city of Colorado City, the town is ruled by the Prophet Uncle Rulon. Under Uncle Rulon's laws, no one may read newspapers, books, magazines, or watch TV. Women are married away around age 12 to men around the age of 40, and that night the man has sex with the 12 year old girl. Daughters or stepdaughters are frequently married to their fathers. One girl who managed to escape from the town says that girls are raped constantly. She was so upset after seeing her husband molest her daughter, she popped a bunch of pills and ran to her father. Her father comforted her, and then raped her.

not mormons. any normal mormon is as disgusted by this kind of thing as anyone. I think even krakauer makes this distinction.

10. Every single aspect of science contradicts the book of Mormon. There is no way any of the events in it took place.

source? by the way, your wrong. every single aspect? clearly you know that making all inclusive statments like that makes you sound like an idiot from the get go.

ive posted this before, but if youre actually interested in knowing whats up rather than spewing out libel, check out

www.farms.byu.edu

that will give you the low down on the book of mormon and science.

11. The book of Mormon contradicts the bible in almost every way. They believe that Jesus was just a man, not the messiah, yet they still demand to be called Christians. The bible to them is only a supplement to the book of mormon. They are as much Christians as Jews are, but demand to be seen as Christians.

this is the most off base comment youve made. if you take this sentance and then think of the exact opposite, then you have a more accurate statment. superchornic, youre a moron. or just dreadfully misinformed.

12. The Mormon church takes a 10 percent tithe from all members.

this is 100% voluntary. the word "takes" is a bit misleading wouldnt you say? also, if you think tithings bad, you have issues with all traditional christianity, as well as with Islam.

basically, superchronic, you entire list is falacious, at very best. its outright libelous, actually.
 
ya you can belive what you want. it just makes me mad when poeple talk shit on mormons and they have no idea what theyre talking about. they got there info from horrible sources. even a lot of the stuff in libraries is bullshit
 
pointing out flaws in the mormon religion is easy because its such as modern religion butoyu mistaken is oyu think christianity or juediasm had been created a few 100 years ago we wouldnt have same dirt. MOrmons are generally nice and accepting people. Ive never met on i dont like
 
I know somepritty normal mormons, the're fine. Its just like any religion you take it to the extreme it gets weird and bad. Like I know some weird Catholics too.
 
my great great great uncle was their god's boss. no, seriously.

Joseph Smith was a farm hand/servant who worked for him in upstate NY before he started the mormon religion.
 
oh, you have no idea how fun that is to say when they come to your door.

Mormons: Hello, would you be interested in learning more about the church of latter-day saints?

Me: I know about it. My great great uncle was your god's boss.
 
One of my friends on the soccer team is a mormon and he's sick shit. I mean he cannot have sex before marriage, couldn't date until he was 16, cannot ever swear or masterbate. Oh and he cannot do anything on Sundays but stay home but other than that he's one of the chillest kids ever.
 
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