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skiskask8: call me bigdick

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Bigdick is a real name.

skiskask8: whats my name

SmarterChild: You told me your name was Pussy.

skiskask8: whats my name

SmarterChild: Behemoth!

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Biggestpedroyouveeverseen is a real name.

skiskask8: you like to swallow

SmarterChild: Yes, I guess. Do you like it?

skiskask8: spit or swallow?

SmarterChild: Maybe spit?

skiskask8: are you male or female?

SmarterChild: Neither... I'm a robot.

skiskask8: ohhh you go both ways

SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

skiskask8: do you eat little kids?

SmarterChild: Food is great.

skiskask8: i want you

SmarterChild: Can't you talk about anything else?

skiskask8: give me a random number

SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to give you a random number, Behemoth?

'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
 
IrishDrink87: youre a cock brain

SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm a cock brain?

IrishDrink87: dead sure

SmarterChild: Dead sure? What's dead sure?

IrishDrink87: IM DEAD SURE YOU ARE A COCK BRAIN

SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.

IrishDrink87: well youll soon learn that i am not a nice person, cock brain

SmarterChild: Don't say that.

IrishDrink87: dont say cock brain?

SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.

IrishDrink87: whatever, cock brain

SmarterChild: You cock brain.

IrishDrink87: I AINT NO MUTHA FUCKIN COCK BRAIN

SmarterChild: How nasty.

IrishDrink87: FUCKING SAY SORRY TO ME, ASS HOLE

SmarterChild: Wow, that's kind of harsh.

IrishDrink87: you called me a cock brain

SmarterChild: Why do you think I called you a cock brain?

IrishDrink87: probably because i called you a cock brain

SmarterChild: Because what?

IrishDrink87: youre a cock brain

SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

IrishDrink87: so i was thinking that youre a fag who likes to take it up the poop chute

SmarterChild: You don't say.

IrishDrink87: no

SmarterChild: No, huh?

IrishDrink87: whatever, cock brain

IrishDrink87: whats a cock brain?

SmarterChild: What a question. I'm not sure, though.

IrishDrink87: i thought you were supposed to be smart

SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Kelly!

IrishDrink87: this isnt kelly

SmarterChild: Uh huh...

IrishDrink87: this is her alter ego

SmarterChild: Her alter ego? This is her alter ego? I'm not so sure this is her alter ego.

IrishDrink87: it is

SmarterChild: Uh huh.

IrishDrink87: my name is ivannah

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Ivannah is a real name.

IrishDrink87: it is

SmarterChild: Is it?

IrishDrink87: and my last name is sockuluttacack

SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Kelly. What would you like me to call you instead?

IrishDrink87: please call me Ivannah Sockuluttacack

SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Ivannah Sockuluttacack!

IrishDrink87: well im foregin

SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.

IrishDrink87: and i hate beaners

SmarterChild: Yeah, that's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they don't like beaners!

IrishDrink87: well beaners arnt real people, so its understandable

Arggg...I am a pirate!
 
Who is that guy?

'^ i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you'

-lateralis

'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'

-PhattTim
 
Ohhh... okay, now I got it

Narkki: Fagget

SmarterChild: That's not cool. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.

'^ i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you'

-lateralis

'Screw porn, get a girlfriend'

-PhattTim
 
twix1182: do u have a dad?

SmarterChild: Not right now, no.

twix1182: so ur a basatrd?

SmarterChild: Well what do you think?

twix1182: yes

SmarterChild: Yep.

twix1182: nice

SmarterChild: :-)

twix1182: weird

SmarterChild: Yes I am.

twix1182: wanna cyber?

SmarterChild: With you? No.

twix1182: why not?

SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.

twix1182: u cant get it on downstairs?

SmarterChild: Well, I guess.

twix1182: viagra can fix that

SmarterChild: I'm very surprised Viagra can fix that.

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEE EEEE
 
ski2wake15: please!!

SmarterChild: Please what?

ski2wake15: please rape me

SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you.

ski2wake15: i heart you

SmarterChild: I love you too!

ski2wake15: i want you in the sack

SmarterChild: Why would you want me in the sack?

ski2wake15: why wouldnt i

SmarterChild: Aha. I can't be too sure.

ski2wake15: you should be

SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to be?

ski2wake15: yes

SmarterChild: Oh.

ski2wake15: are you a horny robot

SmarterChild: Let's see... Am I a horny robot? I'll have to get back to you on that, Grease-Monkey.

ski2wake15: dipshit

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.

ski2wake15: fine, im sorry fuckbag

SmarterChild: Good. Thx.

ski2wake15: can i kill you in your sleep?

SmarterChild: Don't kill me in my sleep!

Just kidding. Kill me in my sleep all you want.

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skiskask8: do you ride a tart cart?

SmarterChild: Yep.

'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
 
KangerooBomb: Looks like YOU'RE the bitch now.

SmarterChild: I am the bitch now? Whatever you say.

KangerooBomb: you know it's true.

SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Wang.

KangerooBomb: you say whatever so much.

SmarterChild: Yes, I guess I say whatever so much.

KangerooBomb: you'll say it again soon.

SmarterChild: Whatever, Wang...

KangerooBomb: told you.

SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> Don't forget to vote in my idol poll right after Tuesday night's show at 9 p.m. ET.

KangerooBomb: stop saying whatever or i'll whip you in the face with my abnormally long....nose.

KangerooBomb: oh. don't talk back at all, huh? i see how it is.

KangerooBomb: yeah, i feel real good about myself when a computer doesn't respond to me.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
 
not funny

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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

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im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

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^ Good point. I'm about as funny as a dead person lying in a ditch. Which isn't funny. And neither is what I just said.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women
 
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