Montana Tornado pictures

Queen_Selassie

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Recently there was a tornado in the eastern part of Montana. I found some crazy picutres and thought I'd share

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Montana, not a hot bed of tornado activity, experienced a deadly storm in the NE corner of the state. The tornado tore through a farmhouse, leaving nothing but the foundation and twisted metal from machinery.

The sparsely populated area, lost two of its residents. The tornado struck the farm in Sheridan County and killed a teen boy and a man in his 40’s. An elderly woman was taken to the hospital for injuries sustained during the tornado touchdown.

Identification of the two victims and the third in the hospital have not yet been released pending information to the families. The tornado touched down west of Reserve, Montana before entering North Dakota – where it dissipated. Another tornado was seen in Flaxvill County, Montana.

Witnesses said the tornado just funneled from the sky to the farm – destroying everything on the property. Very rare for Montana, this is not the first tornado to hit in 2010. June 20th another twister ripped through an arena in Billings.

http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_eeb75698-9c60-11df-816c-001cc4c002e0.html
 
Ya, I've been in Portland for a little over a month. Way different than MT weather. I really miss the thunderstorms.
 
those pictures are boneriffic for sure, and that video was intense. if I was ever that close to a tornado I would be shitting brick after brick
 
And what's furthermore, there are bears there, and there are women there. Undoubtedly some of the women are on their period. I hear their periods attract bears. The winds will spread the scent of their periods, and everybody in the state will be mauled in a tornado by a period hungry bear.
 
I'm gonna have to agree with you on that one.

As this pie chart clearly shows, Montana is the most unsafe region on Earth currently.

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Product Y represents the costs of all failed attempts to increase the safety of Montana.

The orange sector represents the $30,000 spent on medicine which is meant to make the periods of females scentless. The bears keep attacking.

The purple sector represents the $12,000 spent on tornado blockers. All of which broke.

The light blue sector represents the $23,000 spent on special suits to be worn by all residents in order to ward of Mutant Trout attacks. The trout are invincible.

The red sector represents the $21,000 spent on pesticide for Montana's infamous Poisonous Earthworms which kill over 4,000 people annually. The pesticide didn't work because all who attempted to spray it were bitten and killed by those evil worms.

The green sector represents the $30,000 spent on flu vaccines. FLU VACCINES DON'T WORK IN MONTANA! WHY????

The blue sector represents the $17,000 spent on rebuilding Montana's hospitals. All of which burn down every Easter for no apparent reason.

 
I have run for governor of Montana thrice with solutions to all these problems, but, oh to no avail. I propose my solutions

1. Women

In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. We will set up a statewide requirement for all women to fish alone on a certain sunday, arrest all the women, and put them in azkaban, which does exist.

2. Tornados

We learn to control the weather, much like in Michael Crichtons "State of Fear," and enduce massive amounts of snow, rather than tornadoes. This will attract tourists, paying for our shipping of the women to azkaban

3. invincible trout

Cap off all the rivers, leading them into a single lake. Isolate the lake, Let the trout eat each other.

4. flu

Find immigrants willing to have themselves cloned. Collect all the flu in a bottle, give to clones.

5. hospitals burning.

Make getting hurt or sick illegal. Any violator will be sent to azkaban, rather than a hospital
 
I agree with all that you have said except the prospect of being shipped away to Azkaban is not scary enough.

We need to strike fear into the hearts of these women.

We will send violators to the house of, none other than...

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CARROT TOP!
 
Nay, rather, we shall throw them in a pit will all of the various animals Lady Gaga has at one point worn, bitter with their humiliation, they will utterly scare the mintration out of these women.

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Notice Chicken and Lobster

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Notice cat possibly covering her penis

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That's gotta be 30 frogs

 
I really think we're on the same page here.

And for torture we'll continuously play the beginning of an Uffie song but then Ke$ha will be allowed to prance in and put her shitty spin on it.

If they behave, they will be rewarded funtime with Gwar.

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*sighs*

I don't know man. But it's getting REALLY outta hand. There were at least 14 confirmed rape cases last week. All of which were committed by raccoons. There were like 11 more alleged cases. Those bastards.

I've heard that they're afraid of human pubic hair...
 
there must be a beartrap of some sort to protect the bozeman girls...or trap them, either way. Without them, whatever is trapped will escape, which is worse than letting one or the other loose again. What a conundrum!
 
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