mommy?

canonrider

canonrider

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'dont get her pussy skis. get her man skis. if she cant use man skis, then she shouldnt be skiing, she should be waiting at home while you ski, moisting her vaginal lips for your hungrey cock.'

dont get me wrong.

you used to be hilarious, i mean i dont know what it is. it's like the past little while everything you say is annoying and uninventive. What happened dude? everything you say is useless and random. You should bounce now dude, while your still kind of on top.

obviously other people think differently then me, and feel free to burn me for it.

AND I'm also concious of the fact that this is a useless thread. but mommy... dude... somethings gotta change

love

me

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OH YOU BASTARD> STEVE IS GONNA BE PIIIIIISSED ABOUT THIS ANNOYING, USELESS POST!!!!

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'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
 
shut up snowlerblader

Why do black people dislike me? If it wasn't for white dudes they would still be slaves.

And I'm sure I would own a few.
 
that is the worst post ever, i shouldnt even comment on this shit, who gives a fuck

GO SOX

REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
 
bahahhaah, this is hilarious.... if your so astounded about my stupidity, just let her die! i had something to say and i said it...i love you phrosty

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scooter kid you have no say in this AT ALL go play with your penis or something..

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
woah, this dude should get his neck checked out

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chewy?

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Gory,Gory, What a Helluva way to die

With a bayonet up yer ass

And a bullet in your eye
 
nice^

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'We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine.'

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awww I forgot.

Why do black people dislike me? If it wasn't for white dudes they would still be slaves.

And I'm sure I would own a few.
 
i wrote it on the paper!

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'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
 
yep..as previously stated. who the fuck cares what mommy says. it's either funny or you don't remember it.....oh well. he's had more than enough quality content to become a legend. and as we all know from 'Feild of Dreams'

'Heros die, but Legends live forever!!!!'

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
YOU DIDN'T SAY IT, I EVEN WROTE IT ON THE PAPER!

yea...i know......

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
that kid looks too happy for a neck like that

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.
 
i looked like that as a baby and i turned out alright, he'll grow into his baby fat

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
i dont' think anything he's ever said was funny, because i always knew he was trying to.

you should be so lucky as to be reading this.
 
alpine cowboy, you wouldn't say something funny if you didn't intent on it to be funny, unless you were funny as in idiot-funny (bush and kerry and any of those people who are just talking out of their asses). i'm sorry but, finding someone not funny because they try to be funny is like not eating mac & cheese because it tried to be mac & cheese.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
they'd probly be ugly kids. look at his icon.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.

' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
 
what are you on, mommys still got it (and im not sucking up like some of you fucks)

not you eastcoastdestruction

-dan-
 
yeah i agree^

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
changed with the icon....lost the boner rossi icon, lost the touch

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
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