Momentum Session 4

chugLIFE

chugLIFE

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Alright people, I am broke. I have just been offered an opportunity to coach at Momentum for Session 3 (hooray!) and possibly session 4 IF about 7 people sign up. SOOOOO, if this happens, i will ensure that your session 4 in Whistler is the BEST summer you've had, and this may include 7-Eleven slurpees every day, a drink at the bar at night (IF YOU ARE OF AGE!) and other random acts of kindness throughout your session...maybe a hot dog at lunch? Anyways, sign up and send me a message. There has to be at least 6 people signing up! SO DO IT NOW!

www.momentumskicamps.com
 
Already signed up for session 3. So you are definitely coaching session 3?

So many amazing coaches...
 
its my dream to one day go to momentum and be coached by ian cosco. but for now, i will sell my soul for money
 
who ever signs up fur cosco, ill give them..... A JIBERISH BEENIE!!! (as worn by cosco) no joke itll be red ...NOW THASTS A DEALL!!!!!!!!! "spen ya munnayy mainee"
 
the truth of the matter is, if 7 kids dont sign up, Cosco's head will explode!

if you ever wanna Ian ski again, sign up for session 4!
 
momentum has way better coaches than coc this year, wish i was going there instead
hope enough people sign up man
 
I am going to sign up tomorrow, will you really send me some stickers and a scarf, you can ask Cosco if I sign up or not!
 
If I sign up tomorrow, is there anybody who's going to session 4 who I should write down to room with, 'cause I would be going by myself...
 
Dude for sure you'll find people to ride with. I went to camp alone my first year and met a billion people!

Don't hesitate. SIGN UP!!!!

 
The next two to sign up will also get a round of beer from me!*

*Must be legal drinking age. Purchase of Session 4 required.
 
Oh and not only will I give you a bunch of NS swag, I will also shake your hand and give you a pat on the back!
 
No, I won't.

I'll give them to you in person, along with a nice cold brew, and maybe if your cool enough a limited edition newschoolers.com tall tee.........

ooooooooooh yeah. new product dropping soon guys!
 
Bump.

Jeff Schmuck agreed he'll kiss anyone who signs up.

No lie.

You might even be lucky enough to get some tongue action.
 
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