MOM DAD STOP NOW

you are going to remember this day for the rest of your life.

but really, this is probably not actually happening
 
dudes. its 100% happening. and no it wasnt good quality porn sound so i knew it was off my brothers laptop...in the living room. not kidding at all
 
How about you havve a friend over to fuck and you try to one up eachother with loud long exagerated moans.
 
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i'll see your hearing your girlfriend's parents and raise you finding a shoe box FULL of dildoes that it was abundantly clear had been used to the point where they broke or were no longer usable.
 
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um go outside? play music super loud in your ears? parents are people too and people like having sex in all kinds of different ways and you should respect it. if you feel like you can't get away from it your not trying hard enough
 
Milk it.

Tell your parents that you heard them.

They might buy you Lego and stuff to make you feel better
 
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