Milk or cereal first?

well duh, if you put milk in first the cereal would have a harder time getting in the damn bowl

its simple breakfast physics
 
a guy at my camp would pour the milk in first... then he would have to keep pushing the cereal into the milk layer by layer, since corn pops float and stuff.
 
Now there are only i few very select cereals i would ever dare pouring into my glorious bowl....
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the only reason i would do this is because these few special cereals are in there own category i like to call " Hidden treasures". Now some of these hidden treasures are honey bunches of oats, raisin brand, corn flakes. Basically any flakey and or clumpy cereal is a hidden treasure because they sink to the bottom from the begining. I think you should add the milk first on these ones because then you will know when your bowl is to full of overly healthy cereal.
 
cereal duh. although i did try the glass thing once. not a very good idea it all just kind of congeals at the bottom in one glorious ball of milky flaky goodness.
 
lies. they are hidden treasures if you had more depth perception and some hand eye cordination you may have been able to see the bowl and not splatter it everywhere. Its all about the pour man. all about the pour. it comes with practice
 
the fuck would you put the milk in first. the milk has to vary based on the ammount of cereal in the bowl. just enough that it starts to show through the cereal
 
cereal. but i'll admit to the odd sunday/monday mornings where i put the milk in first, then the cereal, and splash milk all over the place like a fuckwit.
 
The worst is when you get your cereal in the bowl and then say oh yeah i need a spoon. and you go get a spoon and your so excited for the milk pouring that you throw the spoon on top and you sit down and pour the milk and it reflects off the spoon and onto you crotch.

ALWAYS BURY YOUR SPOON!
 
umm cereali only put cereal over milk when i'm having seconds, when i've eaten all my cereal but haven't drunk the milk yet and i want more cereal
 
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