MILF is fb stalking me and hitting me up... How do I not blow this?

[Byron_tha_gr8]

and thats fine with me. If she wants to feel like she's worth something and is trying to be appreciated, I'm happy to let my dick do the job. Its also a fairly small town with 1 bar, and not very many single people male or female from ages 25-35. So maybe she can't find anyone in her age range and is willing to dip lower.

Whatever, I don't care, Ive been texting her non stop for the last day and she said she can't wait to see me again when i'm back in town.

 

[CrotchKiller]

thanks for the heads up chewybaka

 

[Phil-X-]

ALL THE GIRLS IVE FUCKED HAVE BEEN MOTHERS AND HAVENT EVEN TOLD ME>???

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

no they were all just your mom

 

[syrup.]

fuck for some reason I lost it really hard at this.

 

[act.resist]

this thread gave me cancer

 

[HarlTheGnarl]

MILFs are my favorite. And that, my friend, is a hot MILF. I'm jealous of your opportunity. Get er done.