Mile High Club

therealjerk

therealjerk

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What's the proper technique for small airplane bathrooms? the suggestion i've heard the most is both people standing and the girl just puts one leg up

And just so conservatives don't take it to heart
I don't think Bush did it cause he isn't that smart.

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the standing 69 to revert manuver

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depends if you are strong enough to hold her up...

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due to new airplanes safety regulations following the terrorist attacks, no more copulating in airplane bathrooms will be tolerated.

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
fuck pic didnt work

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
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Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
^what's your point...when you expand the pic it only goes on the airhole...and that's one tiny airhole, you sick fuck

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^ are you serious?

look at the damn picture with the feet

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in·cu·bus- n. pl. in·cu·bus·es or in·cu·bi -
An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.

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haha what does the feet even mean ?

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I am soooo takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles
 
Steezpatrol I really hope you were kidding. what he was showing was the sign with the 2 pairs of feet which signifies no having sex in the bathroom

 
I was even confused, they could of shown stick figures doing in doggy, or something. But feet, don't make sence.

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the feet are together indicating hips being together indicating intercourse....I just couldn't see the feet, cuz I didn't have it fully maximized

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01

'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs

and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
 
like steez patrol said feet together= hips together

they wouldnt put stick figures having sex because that could be ofensive to people. I mean the feet thing is obvious enough for anyone who knows about sex and subtle enough so that kids whos parents might not want them to be exposed to that stuff wont realize what it means.

 
"im part of the mile high club, American Airlines second class solo pilot" -Jeff Foxworthy on comedy central

 
so what exactly are they going to do if one get's caught? detain you when you land... for having sex? i mean, if you keep it quiet enough, i dont see how that could be considered indecent exposure...

And just so conservatives don't take it to heart
I don't think Bush did it cause he isn't that smart.

_Immortal Technique
 
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holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new techn
 
hahah my friends were caught trying to get in together by a stewardess on the way back from mexico when everybody was still trashed. The stewardess called them "sick and disgusting" and closed the door and waited by the bathroom to make sure they didnt try to sneak back in.

note to self avoid blowing motor....again
 
just get the girl to put one leg up..

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See even that little kid knows whats up.

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put up your arm rest cover the girls head with a blanket and get head in your seat. its much more enjoyable looking around at abunch of people sleeping and knowing your the only on doing this right now. booya

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The sick figures doing doggy style? You know that would be impossible in the bathroom right? If you really want to be a part of the Mile High Club, you have to have sex in your airplane seat. Now that's hardcore.

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im not little bitch

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.
-J.D. May

JC TMC S3P
 
What are you talking about? I was talking about the pic that snapjibber posted.

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