Microwave an egg

winterkid33

winterkid33

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after foods class where we learned about eggs which was really dumb but we had a sub so.. anyway It said never to put an egg into a microwave cause it will destroy the microwave and is dam=ngerous. at home I have a shit microwave that doesnt work so I decides to try it if it worked we get a new microwave if not ohh well. I put it in on high for ten minutes after 3 mins went by I was thinkin it was bs. Around the fourth min the door sundenly ripped off and shot across the room. it was really cool got a new microwave now. made a big mess though. puttin meatal in is fun to.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

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I smell bullshit and a rotten egg

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i am the master at microwaving tasty eggs. ive been doing it for like ten years.

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no it really did, The vid we watched in foods showed them blowing up a microwave with an egg. they were trying to prove how strong eggs shells are because of their spherical shape. Maybe I made it seem more powerful then it was but the egg exploded the door flew open and ripped off its plastic hinges and traveled across my kitchen. If you squeeze an egg the long way you will never be able to break it cause it can hold a shit load of weight per square inch that way. sideways its weaker but still really strong.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

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...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
In there shell of course not just in a bowl or sumthin. The inside egg whites and liquids vaporize and expand then at a certain point the egg suddenly breaks and realeases all the energy at once.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

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...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
Has anyone ever seen the infomercial for the things u use to cook eggs in the microwave, u put the eggs in it, and like shake it if u want scrambled, flip it if u want sunny side up, or flip and spin it if u want fried eggs with the yolks broken, it looks pretty cool but i imagine the eggs would be gross

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haha my friend and i heard the same thing in foods so we went to her house to try it and we took it out after three minutes thinking it was bs and after we got it outta the microwave it exploded in her face and like burned her it was so funny....except i think it hurt her alot...but i still laughed my ass off. and her face was all red and burned looking for like the next week haha

 
so let me see if i got this right. the microwaves can't penetrate the egg's shell so they build up until it shatters the door off?

 
Yeah I still microwave eggs. It's like scrambled eggs, but you make a sandwich out of it with toast, ham and cheese. Wicked good. And yeah, I'm calling bullshit on the door flying across your kitchen. Maybe it broke off, but definitly didn't fly across your room.

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^^^ not at all the microwaves do penetrate the shell all the egg yolks evaporate cause microwaves cook from the inside out. the inside vaporizes and what happens to all matter when it gains heat/energy? yes children it expands so when the pressure builds up enough the egg simply break/explodes in a fairly violent way.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

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...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
When I was little, I microwaved an egg, and then I peeled it like a boiled egg. Then I cut it in half with a fork and when I cut it, there was a booming noise and it exploded in my face.

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they dont actually cook from the inside out, the waves to penetrate and cook the center faster than an oven, but i saw on mythbusters they put a big hunk of meat in and cooked it for like 30 minutes and then cut it open and it was pink on the inside, cooked on the outside

 
yes, that's why to never microwave chicken eggs, 'cause they explode.

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^^^ thats cause juices can leak out of the out side but the inside keeps its liguids so it prevents the inside from cooking through. You actually believe that show??? wow. maicrowaves heat from the inside out, period. and yeah I cant imagine an ostrich egg that would be straight up dangerous. shrapnel comin from the shell!

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur

...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
so microwaves heat from the inside out. Mines messed up then, cuz when i put a hot pocket in for less than 2 minutes, the middle is still cold. Oh, and if ur in foods class, shouldnt they be teaching u how to cook, instead of microwaving shit?

 
Hahaha, even if it's not true, the mental image I got was entertaining.

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microwaves cook from the inside out, that's just how they work, and no, i don't know what's up with your hotpocket.

^yeah that mental image was awesome. i think i might have to do that now.

 
ya ive heard that eggs explode wen in the microwave

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woulda filmed it but my friend only bought a cam recently this was last spring just came to mind. I said we had a sub that day thats why we werent cooking and we werent leaarning about microwaving things we were learning about lots of stuff including eggs very boring class that day. try it if you dont believe me why do you hink you have to poke holes in potatoes when you bake them cause the steam builds up and they pop its pretty cool.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur

...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
one time my mom exploded one of those microwave pot roast thing in our microwave, and there were little threads of beef all over the kitchen. it was so crazy. it made a loud fuckin bang too.

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dude its not a matter of believing the show, its true, put something in the microwave for a short time and itll be cold on the inside and hot on the outside

 
once some dumb person put their dog in a microwave to dry it off after being outside in the rain. not only did the dog die but it exploded that would be the worst way to die feeling extreme pressure from inside your body then.... POP you dead stupid people.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur

...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
winterkid, you would most likly pass out/die from the extreme pain of the heat before you explode.

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its also fun to put microwavable popcorn (the ones in the bags) and insteed of leaving it 2 min put it 4 10min

also works with pizza pockets

 
MIcrowaves do not cook from the inside out

The Mythbusters tested it because there was a myth about something getting its insides cooked out

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eggs arent spherical Winterkid, and you said your microwave is a peice of shit and then said putting metal in it is fun, was i the only one who saw the connection???

my friend and i always make these egg sandwich things before the mountain, but you break the egg into a bowl first. And microwaves dont cook from the inside out, you think th wasves could determine where they are in the food before they heat up???

 
dude... ive done that before tooo... after i saw a video in foods class back in high school...probly the same one. It worked and blew the fuckin door off! cats and babies just bubble up in the microwave though... bummer

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I didnt put the meatl in to my microwave that was at my friends house and it was for science. heres the deal micro waves dont cook from the true center ( depending on how big the food itemn is the cook about 2-3 inches in from the outside so on bigger peices of food the center could be cool but the outside hot. on small peices (like an egg) it would heat from the true center. mY microwave was shit before I did stuff to it it only cooks on one side. doesnt have the spinning thing on the bottom.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur

...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
I did it with my old microwave, put an egg in a cup of water and boil it, it made a bang and a mess. the door stayed on.

 
Some comedians (Merrick & Rosso) did this on tv last year Don't think it quite blew the door off but it was still prety good.

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okay there are over ten people saying they have done it. it works I really dont care if you think im lying. But I did it and my door broke off the microwave.

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur

...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
lol. I dont care if its true or not, this thread is hilarious.

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My old buddy dropped his hamster in his sink, so he put it in the microwave to dry it off

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^ My brother did something like that. He gave the hamster a bath and put it on a cookie sheet and in the woodstove oven to dry it off.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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Sweeeeeet. It was really messy though. And it was extremely foul smelling. Hey... we were kids. We didn't know any better.



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