MICE

radskier

radskier

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shit! I just got back to my apartment where I go to uni after x-mas break and the place is full of mice.. it freaks me out. what the hell should I do about it tonight, don't exactly have a huge crave to sleep in here tonight
 
just make a trail of cheese out of your house. or you could just play a big game of mouse trap
 
hunt them all down. first, seal every possible way mice can get in and out (they can get through incredibly small things so watch oout). then gear up, grab a knife, and fucking destroy.
 
just don't light one on fire. we all know what happened to that one guy who threw that mouse in his brush fire, you wouldn't want that happening but on a much larger scale
 
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH THE SAME PROBLEM. last night i was waken up by some rustling sound, and i just knew that there were mice in my garbage can. i've heard of other people in the building with the problem, so i knew it was coming. i wake up this morning, roll over, and a diseased city mouse is sitting in the middle of my floor. he then scurries underneath my desk. fuck, i don't even want to put my feet under my desk now. anyway, any tips to get rid of them? don't tell me mouse traps or rat poison, because i don't want to deal with a dead mouse either. my friend told me to put dryer sheets everywhere, especially around food. i've also already tossed food that we don't really need here, so we don't have much else besides cereal now. i've thrown dryer sheets everywhere, does anyone know of any really good commercial product that drives mice away?
 
how about one of those things you plug into an outlet and it makes a high frequency noise that only the mice can hear?
 
attach one of those lil video cameras from those eye glasses cameras to the little bastards after you bombard them with raid spray. Then watch the footy, find their base and rambo those lil guys
 
Go find someone with a cat who is a mess, gather all the cat hair you can and put it in a bag. Go home and throw that cat hair and dander(small allergens with the hair) all over the place especially where you have seen the mice. Trust me the mice know what a cat smells like and they will peace within a few days for sure.

Or I guess you could just brush one of you buddies cats and get the hair that way. Assuming your man enough to touch cat hair, it is slightly less gross than dead mice.
 
Just a side note on mice. If you have a wood stove or fireplace don't put your wood pile next to where you park your cars, those little shits will eat your wiring and hoses.
 
well, field mice maybe. but diseased rotten little city shits are not welcome in any dwelling of mine at any time.
 
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