Mexico Should Do The Same?

BC.

BC.

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A letter to put illegal immigration into perspective. not written by me=646031206&p[]=166348181261]Share Yesterday at 7:21pm
Dear Mr. President:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my
health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into
Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws.

I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would
you
mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need,
whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking
(bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture
and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag
poles
at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access
to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to
purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort
to
learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo
from
their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol
car
has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag
decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want
any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or
have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be
extremely
nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the
strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican
Taxes,
I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me
buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican
Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in
retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure
that
President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.
You're the man!!!
 
It's like that joke from a couple years ago about how to know when the world is fucked up. Included something about the best rapper being white (eminem), the best golfer in the world is black (Tiger Woods), and a land locked country winning the America's Cup (Switzerland had on the America's Cup, a boat race, the year before).
 
ahh yes. copy pasting chain mail, always an excellent way to show your intelligence.

lou dobbs called, he wants credit for that.
 
"12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or
have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start."

Oh how i dream of a nice job mowing lawns or cleaning houses!
 
Response from the president.

I am very excited for your arrival. Like the US we have a surplus of illegal jobs available, how are you with human excrement? We will only be able to pay you a few pesos an hour, just enough to feed yourself and live in a crowded apartment with 6 other adults.

Keep in mind the Mexican people will look down upon you your entire stay because of your inability to speak the local language. Many people will just hate you for you milky white complexion. Try not to get in their way. For this reason we have set up special areas for you to live away from regular people, I mean Mexican people.

We will do our best to keep you employed but the reality is at some point you are going to have to move to crime to support yourself. Also be aware that our police generally mistrust white people like yourself so you have a very small chance of getting away with anything. Once arrested you will be asked to stay in one of our prisons where you will have to join a gang to survive. Thanks to our countries drug laws you will have the pleasure of staying in one of our one room estates for several years.

I am sorry that your country has developed a complete economic dependence on my country and when we have a down turn it is 10x greater in your place of residence. I guess that is why you are trying to move here. I know the majority of people coming into Mexico from the US are just trying to better themselves and live a respectable life but I think that we will judge you on the actions of the few that do break our laws.

If at any time we grow tired of you slave labor we will send you back to the shit hole you came from with nothing.

Again welcome to Mexico I hope you enjoy your stay.

Mr. President

(just trying to play devils advocate)
 
Here's an idea OP: Have you ever given any thought to the concept that this country includes people from different ethnic backrounds, and many different languages are spoken? Hell, I remember in history class how there were Irish/Gaelic, Swedish, Chinese, Italian, German and Eastern European (russian, polish, ukrainian etc.) all living in the same city! Our country is founded on the ideal that anyone can come here and make a living if their shit sucks and ours doesn't. 90% of that letter is jingoist, racist bullshit and shows a complete lack of understanding of what's going on in politics right now.
Now, if the OP wanted to get pissed about ILLEGAL immigration, that's fine, but this letter is about complete exclusion of anyone different than the white christian heter-orthodoxy, and not very funny or ironic.
 
It's a bad attempt at trying to mimic what the OP believes to be illegal's lifestyles, but most of that stuff can apply to anyone who comes from a different country. Doesn't have to be illegal. Flying a flag, requesting some things be in their native language, wanting officers that can understand them - they can all apply to anyone in this country who is proud of where they came from and wants to be protected and included.
NOT JUST ILLEGALS.
 
hilarious

I think a lot of people dont realize that if all illegal immigrants were kicked out of the country, there would be a lot of changes, and a lot of said changes wouldn't be positive. dont let stereotypes and the media shape your opinion
 
true. I have a feeling that the majority of people who talk trash like the idea, but enjoy having people around that are willing to do the jobs that we dont want. I personally have no problem with them. They just want a better life, and were gonna be paying tons of taxes, immigrants or not
 
I myself am a Irish Immigrant and I realize the trend of the American public towards the immigrants of various nations. My ancestors before me were treated with as much disdain by the American public when the great famine occurred in my homeland, so i realize the strife that the Mexican people are going through. I never said that I necessarily completely agreed with the letter however I do believe the concept of it was entertaining and thought provoking. A person can't discuss things nowadays apparently. My bad.
 
why, because i dont find xenophobic idiocy and blatant exaggeration of the facts "amusing" or "thought provoking".
 
sorry. next time ill be more cheerful about the fact that this country seems to still be dominated by racist morons who buy into this shit.
 
brilliant logic. what are you 5? they did it to me so ill do it to them. yeah, because that thought process will get us far in life...
 
If you don't want to be called it, don't use it first. Got in an argument today at school, black kid called me a "stupid good for nothing jap"... well, I dropped ever racial epitaph after that I could think of to get my point across that I thought his argument was fucking stupid.
 
allow me to repeat myself.

what are you 5? "they did it so im gonna do it back"

an eye for an eye....

what you do accomplishes nothing.
 
Haha. I got a good laugh out of that. I really am amazed that people who DO NOT belong here get so many benefits. What is the value of my American citizenship?
 
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