Messed up.

Ski_Instructor_Mike

Ski_Instructor_Mike

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Let me just start by saying this was more fucked than a skinny kid in a mens prison.

This was just about the most random thing. I've never met this girl before... I 'know' her and some people on this site 'know' her. but yeah here's the conversation:

Session Start (MSN - Mike: Sun Apr 14 00:44:22)

girl: hey seXXXy

Mike: hey

Mike: how's stuff

girl: up in da clouds

Mike: is there anyother way?

girl: the greeeeeeen way

girl: :-P

Mike: ahhaha. then you're still in the clouds

girl: huh

Mike: clouds = smoke

girl: yes

Mike: yeah.

Mike: ok.... are you baked now?

girl: yesno

girl: yes

girl: no

girl: ok

Mike: ok.

Mike: hahaha

girl: ha

girl: hbakgrhjsl

Mike: sweet

Mike: afdhadf?

girl: im a stoned bitch...nothin better eh

Mike: I guess

girl: haha

Mike: hahah you like (blank) at all?

girl: hus (blank)

Mike: the guy on MSN that you were talking to.

Mike: 'his MSN name'

girl: yeah

girl: but i don't KNOW him

Mike: oh I seee

Mike: yeah.

Mike: I need to get hammied

girl: u mean married

Mike: no hammied = drunk

girl: fuck you

Mike: why?

girl: its over bitch. i'm breaking this off jus like mariah carey ikn glitttter

Mike: hahahah

Mike: well I'm gonna run like gump. and get my sorry ass out-a herez

Mike: hahah are you sure you're talking to the right person?

girl: yes bitch

girl: bye

girl:.

*** @hotmail.com signed off

Mike: hahah

So I've never met this girl in my life. Never even talked to her before. that was weird.

'Hey... I drive a foreign car. I can drive in the left lane.'
 
it was our first MSN conversation except for this one time that I got invited into a chat with her and the guy that we were 'talking' about.

'Hey... I drive a foreign car. I can drive in the left lane.'
 
Hey.. that's me you're talking about!!!

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
MSN IS THE DEVIL!!!

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www.turnoffyourfuckingcomputerandride.com

Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
 
Haha.. so is this girl we're talking about

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
All I wanted to know is if she liked me or not... geesh

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
she still didn't answer the question... does she like me even a teeny weenie bit?

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
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