Meanest thing youve ever done to friends?

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brogilvie

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Yesterday I sniped my best friend with a golf ball with a 4 iron from about 30 feet. We were drinking heavily. Its all forgiven and Im totally embarrassed by it.
Sleeping with friends exes doesn't count, I think everyone does it.
 
I made a batch of cookies for a friend who is always an asshole to everyone. You know the dick of the group who thinks he is hot shit. BUT WAIT........ I PUT MY PUBES IN THE COOKIES AND HE ATE ALL OF THEM!!!!!
 
one time at cross country camp...

i was sleeping and this freshman sneaks up and taps me on the shoulder or something and i backhand him right in the eye... he couldnt see out of it for a couple hours haha
 
I stuck a finger up my ass (no homo at all, the prostate is up there) then I pulled my finger out and put it in my friends mouth. (in fairness it was payback, he put one of my pretzels down his pants, then put it back in the back and I ate all the pretzels)
 
i punched my friend square in the face once... absolutely no reason why, my excuse was i was bored
 
one time at bike camp...

i put sunscreen in someones eye while they were sleeping.

it was intended to be just on his cheek, as an inside joke but it was dark and i accidentally put it in his eye.
 
Played a game of war with tequila. He was pissing me off lately and he cant hold liquor for shit and really embarrasses himself when fucked up. Ended up losing any chance with some girl he was in love with and threw up everywhere. I got really drunk and fell asleep on the sofa ftw.
 
Gave my buddy a big black eye the day before his brothers wedding. He instigated it though.

Thats all i can think of right now.
 
ECB i love you. no homo.

and I once threw a plastic cup at my cousin in a dark room, hit him in the eye. The juice in the cup got on his face so he wiped it away with his arm and sat down. It was also getting on his shirt, and I looked over to see the juice covering a good portion on his clothes, face and arms. I turned on the light only to discover that the juice was in fact blood from his eye
 
i was reaching for the lightswitch in the dark and accidentally punched my friend in the face...she had a bloody nose but realised that i didnt do it on purpose...
ive also told someone the # of ppl that one of my particularly slutty friends has slept with after i told her i wouldn't...a bunch of other people found out but she never knew it was initially because of me
 
last summer dropped a fairly decent sized avocado from midway up the avo tree onto a buddys eye. felt frickin bad man, he had a huge black eye for the start of his trip to canada.
 
I pissed in my mates house... Twice... and left both times without cleaning it up (one time was in his wardrobe). Funniest part is it's his parents house and it's super nice.

 
Freshman year of HS (so obviously I was a huge fag) I told a ton of kids that this one kid put peanut butter on his balls and had his dog lick it off. His nickname is peanut butter and at graduation every yelled peanut butter when he got his diploma, I actually feel bad but I think the kid just finds it funny now.
Also (no homo) me and my friends wrestled a friend down. ripped off all his clothes in the middle of down town lincoln NH, (where loon mtn is) and ran out into the woods and back to our condo. So he walked home naked.
I've thrown a friend into a thorn bush when he was drunk, Taken both of one of my friends skis and skied from the summit to the bottom so they had to walk down, and finally I took my friends only pair of pants he owned, soaked them in water when he was sleeping, put them in a filled bird feeder and froze them outside solid over night. That was literally the funniest moment of my life, but It was pretty mean.
I'm a bad person
 
i passed out on a couch onetime and my friend was trying to doodle on me. i punched him in the face without opening my eyes. i really wish i remembered it though. what a satisfying memory it would be.
 
We always do this every thanksgiving when we go to mexico. my freind somehow gets his own room everyyear so bright and early we head over there and take the beefiest shits, then pour lotion everywhere, yelling about jizz. i love mexico it turns 16 and 17 year olds into 4th graders
 
At hockey camp I put itching powder and icy hot in my friends jock, and just to clear everything up I didn't touch it. It was laying there and I poured it in!
 
Farted in a plastic water bottle and put the cap on...then proceeded an hour or two later to quickly remove the cap and shove it under my friends nose when he was sleeping...he puked.a.lot.
 
this further proves that you should be a mod.

im nice to my friends but its prolly when this kid was trying to climb up to a treehouse and i stepd on his hand.
 
My best friend is Indian and even though they don't wear turbans in India one day she was trying on my hats and said, "Hats just don't ever fit me right!" Then I said, "Well thats because you're supposed to be wearing a turban you Indian!" I'm pretty sure she through something really hard at me while I was loling. Not that bad though, I try not to be mean to my friends.
 
my friend was holding my other friend by the neck while he was on a chair. i took advantage of the struggle... and i falcon punched him to the nuts.
 
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