Mayor Ford doesn't want to eat p*ssy

Toronto Argonaughts CFL "Mayor Ford" customized jersey suddenly becomes a hot item in the skiing world.
 
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They took his aides, his money, his emergency mayoral powers. Pretty all much everything but the title.
 
apparently he tackled someone today in the council chamber. wonder if he was wearing his football jersey.
 
I doubt this guy gives a shit that he was stripped of all his mayoral 'duties' .. now he just gets to do what he loves and walk around like a boss without all that mayoring getting in the way.
 
Who taught you how to get sexy for a nigga?

-Mayor Ford taught me..

You never used to talk dirty, but now you God damn disgusting

My, my God, where'd you learn that?

-Mayor Ford taught me...

With that mother fucking crack rock on

Who taught you how to smoke crack rock?

-Mayor Ford taught me...

I was fucking parts of your pussy I'd never fucked before

I was in there like oh shit I never been here before

I've never even seen this part of pussy town before

It's like you got this shit re-upholstered or some shit

What the fuck happened?

Who, who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?

-Mayor Ford re-upholstered my pussy...

You know what.... I got to thank Mayor Ford.

And when I see that nigga, I'ma thank him. Ima vote to re-elect him.

Pussy game stupid

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13945135:TRVP_ANGEL said:
anyone rooting for doug here?

It was all fun and games when it was just Toronto we could all laugh at because of the Fords, now Toronto made him a problem for the rest of us.
 
13945166:VinnieF said:
It was all fun and games when it was just Toronto we could all laugh at because of the Fords, now Toronto made him a problem for the rest of us.

Holy shit! I just thought he was dead (so I googled him (RIP)), but I had NO IDEA about the shit show his family is. Also his brother looks like an SNL version of him.
 
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