Mario Kart

i am an autistic savant at mario kart 64 with yoshi.

i've never been beaten in a GP. not even close.
 
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Yoshi

best drinking game involving mario cart 64= everyone fills their cup full of malt liquor and you must finish it before crossing the finish line. You can't have your hands on the controller while drinking. Lets say you get shelled; this is when you would take advantage of already being stopped by drinking fast. It gets so competitive you don't even realize your getting drunk
 
I always use Yoshi and Toad. If its Mario Kart 64 this is about, i dare you to come to my house i norway for a battle. i will fuck you up with my speed and mobility.
 
ok... like... super nes mario kart... luigi was my nigga... he could go over water so well.

but in mario kart 64 i have to say yoshi... all day long..

what about diddy kong racing... OH MY FUCK. conker hovercraft.. you will die
 
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