Marajauna

wildbillchill

wildbillchill

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My parents some how found out that ive been smokkin bud for the last year, Im mormon (Which means parents and church are really strict on drugs and sex). My Parents confrunted me about it a month ago. since then i havent left the house to go anywhere exept school and church and i still dont know what my "punishment" is or when/how i'll be able to earn back "trust" (Trust:aka the freedome to leave the house, drive the car, or do anything that falls into the catagory of fun). FML. go ahead and throw out your own Marajuana storys, what your parental/legal "punishment" was, and or what you think mine will be.
 
One time i smoked pot and then read every thread about pot on NS.

Lawl jk that would take years.

Learn how tp spell.
 
now you get to choose whether you're going to do what you think is right or what Joseph Smith thinks is right.

maybe you could ease up your 'rents a bit by drinking coffee first...then move on to the harder stuff
 
Washington actualy, but i was born in Utah. Plus i go down there every winter and summer.

Sorry i forgot to hit the spell check button. i didnt know i was gonna get marked down for spelling.
 
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wow boy from utah with two post, you should probably spend more time reading your book and working on spelling than smoking weed, and you know you should get real papers right, smoking stuff with religious text printed on it is never a good idea
 
one time me and a cupple frends were out at night my frend decided ti=o steal his moms car while she was sleeping. we were rolling around the town blazed went to taco bell and grubed. then we decided we wanted to toak some more so we go to this abanded lot park the car and started hotboxing the car...like 10 min later we were blazed and started bumping wu-tang loud as fuck and the people who lived were we were chillin called the cops. the cops rolled up on us and parked us in and called all our parents but the frend who was driving dinent have a license so the cop was like wtf. i just got grounded and my mom took all my shit for like a month. not that bad.
 
according to the word of wisdom, the marijuana plant itself is cool with the mormons. But the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has a very different stance.

I am Mormon, i had up to 7 plants chillin in my window seal at one point, my mom eventually caught on thanks to the internet. It wasnt that big of a deal, just work hard and that shit will blow over.
 
my mom has caught me twice and i was grounded for two weeks the first time and 1 week the second. On the other hand my dad knows i do it and is fine with it he once held my weed for a week when i went out of town so my mom wouldn't find it.
 
one time we were making hash oil with a whole bunch of stems and leaves. its called blender hash fyi if you wanna like look it up. Anyway i had two big garbage bags full of leaves and stems and a dub in my beer light. My mom found it and confronted me when i came home one day from work. She just told me she threw it out. Naturally i was pretty pissed off. Luckily it was all still in the trash can. and wrapped, so it was still good.
 
i was walking with my friend back to his house one night at 11 30 and this kid i knew drove by and saw and stopped and were chillin and talking and out of nowhere a cop showed up. he was high as balls and got busted three days earlier for possesion and intent to sell. so they illegally searched us and i had weed on me and got arrested and charged with possesion. first time i got caught by my mom and theres no better way to get caught then having her bail you out of jail at 1 in the morning
 
rolling in the bathroom with two other guys before sneaking out (no homo), friends mom comes down and flushes a half O down the toilet and drove me home. fuckkk
 
First time getting caught in grade 8 = im dissapointed in you.

Anytime she smells it she asks where it is and says she should take it away, i say she shouldn't and thats the end of that.

And one time she caught be blazed off my ass and she just said " i know you want to listen to music and eat cookies right now, but i have a bit of work for you to do before"

She also knew i sold weed for a while ( stopped now ) and she didnt care to much, said it was my decision and to be smart about it, accept the consequences if i get caught, and dont move up to higher shit. All which i knew so it was not a problem.
 
first ask them what they would have done if you turned out gay..

then after their answer ask them if they would hate you if you werent mormon...
 
now thats a win!

but ive never gotten in trouble for smoking i just get told to not get to high and end up fucking something up but i never do
 
First, no lock? Second if there's a nazi mom around find a more legit spot. Don't need 3 people in the bathroom to roll a blunt either
 
One letter is all it takes to keep yourself from looking like a moron. Honestly if your brain and fingers can't handle typing "you're" you should be out working the fields.
 
I'd be less concerned about your parent's punishment than I would be about the fact that you're going to hell.
 
I don't see the big deal? Joseph Smith was most likely tripping balls when he founded the very organization that condemns your pot smoking.
 
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